Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's where I learned the term "Finger-Cuffs", and thought it sounded like a great time, but realized it also scared the hell out of guys

Goddamn sis. I knew you were a go-er.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Goddamn sis. I knew you were a go-er.

Lol, I'm an admirer from afar. I was married the year after that movie cane out and never got find out if finger-cuffs were for me

 

[Bbl87]

Wank hard, wank often, my friend!

I'll take welcome but unneeded advice for $500, Alex.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lol, I'm an admirer from afar. I was married the year after that movie cane out and never got find out if finger-cuffs were for me

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[MindYaBitness]

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If we're still friends in 30 years, I'll tell you all of the hanky-panky me & the gentleman at the old folks home get up to

 

[UnquietDreams]

If I'm in a boat with you, alone, on a gorgeous moonlit night, and you don't kiss me? I'm going to throw you overboard myself!

I was going to, but that weird-ass screeching gull freaked me out ...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If we're still friends in 30 years, I'll tell you all of the hanky-panky me & the gentleman at the old folks home get up to

Gross

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was going to, but that weird-ass screeching gull freaked me out ...

I know! He can be such a boner-killer!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Gross

Do you not know the statistics of STI's in retirement homes? Old people fuck. Often. Bareback.

You're welcome

 

[UnquietDreams]

Now Mulan? That a princess! Serious body count...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you not know the statistics of STI's in retirement homes? Old people fuck. Often. Bareback.

You're welcome

I DID know. Gross.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you not know the statistics of STI's in retirement homes? Old people fuck. Often. Bareback.

You're welcome

That being said, Alan Arkin is my hero

 

[MindYaBitness]

I DID know. Gross.

Lol, you won't think it's gross when your old, or at least that's what I'm told

 

[TXRafe]

Do you not know the statistics of STI's in retirement homes? Old people fuck. Often. Bareback.

You're welcome

i retract my earlier statement about understanding how you won wanker of the year

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It's where I learned the term "Finger-Cuffs", and thought it sounded like a great time, but realized it also scared the hell out of guys

This is unfamiliar territory for me - I thought finger cuffs were those Chinese finger trap things. Am I missing something?

Do you not know the statistics of STI's in retirement homes? Old people fuck. Often. Bareback.

You're welcome

I DID know. Gross.

I did too, and I hate that I did.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I DID know. Gross.

Gross? I hope I'm still ...um..."storming the cotton gin" (as it were) into my 90s.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Lol, you won't think it's gross when your old, or at least that's what I'm told

Taking out dentures for the win!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lol, you won't think it's gross when your old, or at least that's what I'm told

Already old. Sex is rad. You regaling me with tales of your booty and pussy hole getting raw dogged not so much.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Already old. Sex is rad. You regaling me with tales of your booty and pussy hole getting raw dogged not so much.

Mouth hole too. Just for the pedants amongst us.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Already old. Sex is rad. You regaling me with tales of your booty and pussy hole getting raw dogged not so much.

What do you have against Stanly and Bill? They're nice guys. We play canasta the first thursday of each month and they never cheat. True Gentleman!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Think the seniors homes’ll start passing out condoms like college dorms?

 

[BrendaBear]

Now Mulan? That a princess! Serious body count...

The live action version is f-ing awesome!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What do you have against Stanly and Bill? They're nice guys. We play canasta the first thursday of each month and they never cheat. True Gentleman!

Those fuckers? They ALWAYS say they git a red Canasta when they do not have a a red Canasta. Definitely got genital warts. At least!

 

[MandaPandaa]

What do you have against Stanly and Bill? They're nice guys. We play canasta the first thursday of each month and they never cheat. True Gentleman!

Can I play and we can play teams? You and me vs. the men.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can I play and we can play teams? You and me vs. the men.

I just told you they cheat!

Wait:..it’s the tits innit?