Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I still don't know what game they're playing

Canasta!

@Indie is that you?

That’s what I thought too!

 

[MandaPandaa]

I didn’t forget! Just felt I was getting pedantic myself!

You were. It was the right call.

 

[MandaPandaa]

https://media.tenor.com/CTqrUU4wwmAAAAAM/megan-fox-bounce.gif

i mean...they are very very nice...

I mean, there's looking... and then there's touching. Did she say you could touch????

 

[MindYaBitness]

@Indie is that you?

If only! I can only aspire to her level awesomeness!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean, there's looking... and then there's touching. Did she say you could touch????

I'm sure she concented, but looks to immediately have regretted her decision

 

[TXRafe]

I mean, there's looking... and then there's touching. Did she say you could touch????

in the context of that clip from that movie...literally

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I mean, there's looking... and then there's touching. Did she say you could touch????

 

[TXRafe]

i am fairly sure the line is...

"you can touch them if you want"

 

[MindYaBitness]

i am fairly sure the line is...

"you can touch them if you want"

My favorite scene like that is from Big with Tom Hanks, where she turns the light off & he turns it back on. It's hilarious

 

[UnquietDreams]

And you'll take it.

Please and thank you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If only! I can only aspire to her level awesomeness!

So say we all

 

[UnquietDreams]

Master….in fact

Bait Master?

 

[UnquietDreams]

What do you have against bouncy boobs?

Nothing at all...which is the problem.

 

[UnquietDreams]

How could you forget the pass between the mountains?!

Oh, I love that part!

 

[UnquietDreams]

i am fairly sure the line is...

"you can touch them if you want"

Has the answer to that ever been "nah?"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bait Master?

The cut boss from Mega Man 4? Fuck yeah.

 

[MandaPandaa]

How could you forget the pass between the mountains?!

https://media0.giphy.com/media/RYBNrav8JrTMcgLoHV/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952deh5wfhhlfkk4ym2k2udxnmyvnt1vsjgtrwkdxn5&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Bry1313]

I love how @vagrantx and @Bry1313 are gonna log in and be like… what the fuck happened in here.

I don’t see anything out of the ordinary this time

 

[Bry1313]

I feel like this is Bry and @crazychemgirl but I’m not sure which is which.

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I’m Rust Cohle

 

[Bry1313]

see?

Wanker

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wanker

Excuse me, but the title Wanker™ has been bestowed upon myself by the most excellent Litizens of this fine site. You'll need to Qualify your wanker or choose another word!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Excuse me, but the title Wanker™ has been bestowed upon myself by the most excellent Litizens of this fine site. You'll need to Qualify your wanker or choose another word!

Wait….should I not be touching my junk?

 

[TXRafe]

Excuse me, but the title Wanker™ has been bestowed upon myself by the most excellent Litizens of this fine site. You'll need to Qualify your wanker or choose another word!

https://media.tenor.com/UMNQUKdq4BEAAAAM/mean-girls-mean-girls-movie.gif
calm down regina...*ducks*

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wait….should I not be touching my junk?

Wanking is a verb, Wanker is a title

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://media.tenor.com/UMNQUKdq4BEAAAAM/mean-girls-mean-girls-movie.gif
calm down regina...*ducks*

Ugh, how tacky. My head brace would be covered in sparkles