Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I'm just gonna tiptoe away from this conversation folks are having about making fun of religion...

Would you prefer if we talked about cheesesus?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ok …. Friendly reminder.

Who hasn’t taken their turkey out of the freezer yet?

If you haven't, it's too late unless you're babysitting that water!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry @Whiskeyjack … I just couldn’t help myself

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Would you prefer if we talked about cheesesus?

Is that what goes on the communion cracker?

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you haven't, it's too late unless you're babysitting that water!

Indeed.

I mean, I’ve done that before… it’s not the end of the world.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I wonder if I can make a pecan pie …. *goes to google recipes

 

[MindYaBitness]

Would you prefer if we talked about cheesesus?

This time of year we honor the Baby Cheeses

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This time of year we honor the Baby Cheeses

Swiss?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I wonder if I can make a pecan pie …. *goes to google recipes

Marie Callender is not "making" a pie.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Swiss?

I dunno … it’s not gouda

 

[UnquietDreams]

Huh, that's your fantasy. Good to know

I could be talked into this.

 

[BrendaBear]

Would you prefer if we talked about cheesesus?

Hey hey hey! I will have you know, the ancient Roman god Cheesefeus was known much earler than cheesesus…

Yeah, I don’t care. I can’t eat cheese anyway.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I could be talked into this.

I'm already convinced

 

[crazychemgirl]

Marie Callender is not "making" a pie.

Fuck you I can cook AND bake you wank…

Cooking is like chemistry.

except tastier.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I wonder if I can make a pecan pie …. *goes to google recipes

I just got done making a cookie cake to take tomorrow. I like lower bars. I would absolutely fuck up a pecan pie.

 

[SWR101]

I wonder if I can make a pecan pie …. *goes to google recipes

They’re not that hard, just lots of corn syrup…

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Fuck you I can cook AND bake you wank…

Cooking is like chemistry.

except tastier.

Promise?

 

[Trubbycat]

Is that what goes on the communion cracker?

You mean the shirt cardboard?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I dunno … it’s not gouda

You don't have to be such a muenster about it. (I'll show myself out)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I need to get busy watching the best Thanksgiving movie ever!
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcGpnM3JvejZvaWU3NnJ0cnI1d3NhcWk1dGlzeTZwenNmNm5jbHI3eiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l0MYQs7JF6cQ0xF7O/giphy.gif

Good one, but Addams Family Values is the best!

I said it yesterday and she called for reinforcements.

That was CCG, and don’t rub it in, she knows which chemicals will dissolve a body!

And for a while didn’t belong to a state so you could commit murder in No Man’s Land and get away with it!

There’s still a place like that in Yellowstone, Near state lines and not-near the jurisdiction of certain emergency services and courts necessary to try and convict a murder case.

 

[Trubbycat]

Don't make him blue...

 

[crazychemgirl]

They’re not that hard, just lots of corn syrup…

No no no …


Also … there’s this.

Kentucky Derby Pecan Pie Cheesecake by Tasty
https://tasty.co/recipe/kentucky-derby-pecan-pie-cheesecake

 

[SWR101]

No no no …


Also … there’s this.

Kentucky Derby Pecan Pie Cheesecake by Tasty
https://tasty.co/recipe/kentucky-derby-pecan-pie-cheesecake

That looks pretty good, similar to a chocolate pecan pie I regularly make

But, the thing that all people in the north invariably mess up with Pecan Pie is their horrendous mispronunciation or the word “pecan”

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck you I can cook AND bake you wank…

Cooking is like chemistry.

except tastier.

Chemistry for hungry people.

 

[BrendaBear]

Fuck you I can cook AND bake and wank at the same time.

Fixed it for you.