Qky75
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Honey they all say that.
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BrendaBear
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To be fair, I did enjoy the segment “Wank, Wank, until you faint”.
UnquietDreams
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I was kind of disappointed. I was sure that would be a break out pop hit.
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Qky75
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My son just calls them the extent of his vocabulary. You have to really pay attention to the subtle nuance between "fuck" and "fuck"
Qky75
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I swear! It's like a harkening back to caveman days.
Oh good morning son
Fuck.
Would you like some pancakes?
Mmmm fuck!
How was work yesterday?
FUCK!
Yeah. I get it. Maybe you should talk to your boss about it.
The fuck?
Yes it might really be the chance to make the changes you are hoping for.
Aww Fuck!
Good talk son.
UnquietDreams
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I work with middle schoolers. They use it like they invented it.
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You are giving me South Park flashbacks…
https://media1.tenor.com/m/Xa5F-hvmm2UAAAAd/thank-you-for-stopping-by-south-park.gif
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Hey now... not all of us are terrible judges of length. Some of us have a very familiar point of reference/comparison for such measurements.
So, this makes me think, there are a few things I worry about or feel bad for someone else if/when I die...
-A member of my family looking through my memes and realizing just how weird and twisted my sense of humor was. Any weird pictures notwithstanding.
-If my wife and I both die at the same time, my condolences to whoever finds the restraint system and "toy boxes" in our bedroom.
-If I die and my wife survives me, I worry that she'll sell my knives and my firearms for what I TOLD her I paid for them.
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I've moved - a lot. I'm usually pretty good with prepacking most of my sensitive items, but one of my moves I just didn't have the time. They packed up the drawer of toys and the swing like true professionals and didn't say a things about it.Hey now... not all of us are terrible judges of length. Some of us have a very familiar point of reference/comparison for such measurements.
So, this makes me think, there are a few things I worry about or feel bad for someone else if/when I die...
-A member of my family looking through my memes and realizing just how weird and twisted my sense of humor was. Any weird pictures notwithstanding.
-If my wife and I both die at the same time, my condolences to whoever finds the restraint system and "toy boxes" in our bedroom.
-If I die and my wife survives me, I worry that she'll sell my knives and my firearms for what I TOLD her I paid for them.
I also didn't realize I had forgotten to deal with those items until we were unpacking. Then it dawned on me.
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So anyway, I'm updating my resume.
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So, true story, back when we were trying (and before we had to go the IVF route), I definitely called off work and stayed home because she was ovulating to "attempt" several times that day.
Damn, wish I could channel that energy from her nowadays.
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Kids went sledding yesterday. 40 miles North of me got 39" between Thanksgiving and Saturday afternoon and I'm super jealous.
More snow!
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Yes!
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Survey time!
I am just curious, after seeing some posts from guys who were not getting any DMs and basically complaining about it…
I looked at a couple of their bios, which were empty. Personally, I wouldn’t DM someone who had nothing in their bio unless I already had a rapport with them in the threads.
Does anyone here send out DMs to people they know nothing about? Do guys really think women just decided to DM people based on a crotch shot?
This confuses the fuck out of me, so… what are your thoughts?
Addendum: My natural tendency is to want to help. And my inclination is to reach out and suggest they put some more information out there… what they like, what they want, what are they looking for here, etc.
But my intuition says “shut up, bitch! All you will do is piss them off and decide they hate you.” (It has happened before).
I am just curious, after seeing some posts from guys who were not getting any DMs and basically complaining about it…
I looked at a couple of their bios, which were empty. Personally, I wouldn’t DM someone who had nothing in their bio unless I already had a rapport with them in the threads.
Does anyone here send out DMs to people they know nothing about? Do guys really think women just decided to DM people based on a crotch shot?
This confuses the fuck out of me, so… what are your thoughts?
Addendum: My natural tendency is to want to help. And my inclination is to reach out and suggest they put some more information out there… what they like, what they want, what are they looking for here, etc.
But my intuition says “shut up, bitch! All you will do is piss them off and decide they hate you.” (It has happened before).
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