Hey! Children love riding the bucking mosquitos, at least until one gets loose and Carrie’s a child off into the sunset. It’s sad, but traditions…Now... get to the part about where you have bugs that are so big, the kids ride them around like horses.
A pencil has a top and a tip.
"Looking forward to the weekends"
A pencil has a top and a tip.
"Looking forward to the weekends"
Who says that!? Noone says that! Do americans say that?
Let's consult an expert
Fun fun fun fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
No. No they do not!
This is why the peyote calendar is so calming. Sure once you start taking it you aren't going to know what day it is but you'll no longer care!
I'm going to do an Aldous Huxley and bosh some peyote when I retire.
Off to the interwebs to find this sketch. I love Bargatze!
There are three I think. All of them are awesome
Watching now.
I’m definitely more mentally and emotionally connected to Saturday on Sunday than I am Monday. Except the dread.
People also think the 21st Century started January 1st, 2000. People are fucking stupid.A pencil has a top and a tip.
"Looking forward to the weekends"
Who says that!? Noone says that! Do americans say that?
Let's consult an expert
Fun fun fun fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
No. No they do not!
George. I call it, George.
You're a segment
) so that took me a good long while to figure out! Especially in the negatives. Third century BC? That did start on the Jan 1st 300. Counterintuitive!
Is that why it's called the Georgian calendar?
It’s done mostly for accounting and payroll purposes IMO
Fuck accounting and payroll
Oh sure, that sounds all brave until accounting screws up your payroll lolol
#facts
Doesn't that mean you did a disappointing performance fucking them? I mean, if it was a great fuck, they'd pay more attention right?
I worked in accounting. Payroll hates this weak definition too. If someone works Saturday and Sunday it’s goes on two timesheets. Fucks up the 40 hr/per week calc from the jump too. Bullshit.
This explains so much.
Fuck working to EARN A LIVING …
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