Sex & Shenanigans

I worked in accounting. Payroll hates this weak definition too. If someone works Saturday and Sunday it’s goes on two timesheets. Fucks up the 40 hr/per week calc from the jump too. Bullshit.
It theoretically shouldn’t. Most lawyers counsel their clients to set up Monday to Sunday pay periods just to avoid putting calculations in two timesheets.
 
"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization."
my matrix is definitely running in some kind of beta or safe mode, my abilities and backpack don't access correctly...i also dont require the necessary motivation of purpose...if you could just put me back in, make me rich, maybe a celebrity, so that the steak tastes like steak, and the wine tastes like wine, and i can be artificially happy forever...that would be great...i will even take the neo ability to be able to change the matrix as i see fit...ill still stay.
 
"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization."
I don’t believe this quote from the movie to be reality.
 
Right? I personally love it when in a movie, one character accuses another character of believing something because of "the movies". Too funny!
I think that's one of the things I appreciated about movies like Blazing Saddles. We're out here in the desert. Where is this music coming from? Oh, the music comes from the orchestra hiding behind the bush obviously!
 
I thought Max Schreck was a real vampire because I'd seen a film about it.
Max Schreck?
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I just re-watched this last week... Max Schreck and Oswald Cobblepot....
 
A puppy kennel or a new variation of when he is in the “dog house”. Forget the couch when you’re mad at your spouse, get in the under bed cage!
Oh man, nope. 😂🤣 whenever I'm in the doghouse, as you say, I sleep in my own bed.

We all get to be super uncomfortable together.

Besides, this is clearly for puppies.
 
Why you gotta be like that?
Ok.
The universe is curious.
You are exist to teach it about itself from your perspective. Everything you sense helps the universe learn something new. There is no such thing as good nor evil and time is just our measurement. You are nothing more than an electric spark on an isomer passing between two synapses of the universal consciousness. Your existence will be no more significant than a wave in the ocean.
 
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