Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

And random plant matter isn't a problem if searched by self-same guardians of the borders?

Not so far...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why would a metal detector be a problem? *curious look* Unless you're under the impression that the security forces you most interact with are fae themselves somehow, or protecting some other body of fae? "It's just a lucky rock I carry" does a good job. What KIND of luck it grants I don't tend to go into....

It all depends on where you go, doesn't it? And every fae run business I have been in has had metal detectors.

 

[TXRafe]

It all depends on where you go, doesn't it? And every fae run business I have been in has had metal detectors.

im going to have to watch all 5 seasons of lost girl again now, thanks a lot guys, smh

 

[UnquietDreams]

im going to have to watch all 5 seasons of lost girl again now, thanks a lot guys, smh

I have never watched Lost Girl! That's on my list.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

It all depends on where you go, doesn't it? And every fae run business I have been in has had metal detectors.

... That you know of. I'm mildly disappointed if they're solely reliant on tech for their defenses - a simple glamour's diffusion from contact with any of those materials might well be a better counter I'd have thought.

But there I go again, thinking.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I have never watched Lost Girl! That's on my list.

Seconded. Were I a TVphile it'd likely be on my list tho

 

[LupineOne]

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Teleport! Free, instant goddamn travel to anywhere, to anyone, at any time, instantly?
Fuck yeah.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Poor thing's cap's all dry! Those Good Neighbors are SURELY not needing ALL their blood, are they?!? Mrs Grundy must have a ton of extra in that ginormous nose she shoves into all her neighbors' business....

Mrs Grundy only looks like a grindylow. Now Kelly, across the way, she of the yoga pants and crop tops no matter the weather? If she isn't a leannánsídhe by nature, she is one for me!

 

[BrendaBear]

Teleport! Free, instant goddamn travel to anywhere, to anyone, at any time, instantly?
Fuck yeah.

"Oh shit! That's my husband! He's not supposed to be home for hours!!!!"

*Poof*

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Potatoes are life!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Mrs Grundy only looks like a grindylow. Now Kelly, across the way, she of the yoga pants and crop tops no matter the weather? If she isn't a leannánsídhe by nature, she is one for me!

Nah, from all the coverup makeup? Annis hag. *nod*

 

[TXRafe]

I have never watched Lost Girl! That's on my list.

its really good if you like campy supernatural procedurals...Lost Girl and Wynonna Earp are two great female led shows that fit in that genre...both had strong cult followings.

 

[LupineOne]

"Oh shit! That's my husband! He's not supposed to be home for hours!!!!"

*Poof*

I’d be nice like that

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’d be nice like that

... unless you're hubby. "Luuuuuuucy, you gots some 'splainin to do!"

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is HHMPDAY even hotter than Humpday?

Sorry. Blame Bry.

We usually do.

That’s what I was going to say!

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Definitely time travel. Can make enough via investments to afford any traditional means of transportation and fast-forward through the long flights if I choose. I am terminally late though, so time travel should help a ton! Not to mention erasing certain past mistakes…

So, Mel Gibson wasn't the reason?

Mel Gibson is the reason I hate most Mel Gibson movies

 

[LupineOne]

... unless you're hubby. "Luuuuuuucy, you gots some 'splainin to do!"

True. The situation went that way and I’d *poof* right out of her life

 

[crazychemgirl]

Discussuons with a coworker this morning?


Me - “Why isn’t it legal to kill people?”

Him - “Hmm”

Me - “no … like killing bad people like sexual predators and pedophiles…”

Him - “ok yep… totally should be legal”

Me - “yeah… like if you do enough good deeds… your reward is you get to kill someone”

Him - “I would vote for you as president”

 

[UsuallyPresent]

True. The situation went that way and I’d *poof* right out of her life

Just beware bear traps, unsuspected pits, and similar leash-like apparati.

 

[morelikeasong]

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I’m going with teleport!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Discussuons with a coworker this morning?


Me - “Why isn’t it legal to kill people?”

Him - “Hmm”

Me - “no … like killing bad people like sexual predators and pedophiles…”

Him - “ok yep… totally should be legal”

Me - “yeah… like if you do enough good deeds your reward is to kill someone”

Him - “I would vote for you as president”

Obey the zeroth commandment, the one Moses didn't bother to write down because it was so common-sensible.

Thou Shalt Not Get Caught.

 

[UnquietDreams]

... That you know of. I'm mildly disappointed if they're solely reliant on tech for their defenses - a simple glamour's diffusion from contact with any of those materials might well be a better counter I'd have thought.

But there I go again, thinking.

No, to counter glamour you really need the ointment. I have a nice recipe I like, with almost no staining.

 

[lavendersilk]

Mel Gibson is the reason I hate most Mel Gibson movies

Samesies!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Samesies!

I mean, does anyone like Mel Gibson??

 

[morelikeasong]

I mean, does anyone like Mel Gibson??

Mel Gibson

 

[Qky75]

Mel Gibson

Not necessarily. We don't know. Maybe even he dislikes himself.