Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

I mean, you do suck titties, right?

I think I remember doing that...seems so long ago it might be a false memory

 

[BrendaBear]

I mean, you do suck titties, right?

I think I remember doing that...seems so long ago it might be a false memory

I know there is a "suck ass" joke in there... just waiting to be released onto the unsuspecting public. But for once, I'm going to show some self control....

 

[Qky75]

I know there is a "suck ass" joke in there... just waiting to be released onto the unsuspecting public. But for once, I'm going to show some self control....

Sheeyut gal, don't start now.

 

[Bry1313]

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Invisible, go to all the fancy places I can’t visit now, free travel, can completely mess with people, can be nude anywhere on a nice day, it has everything

 

[Trubbycat]

Teleport or time travel, assuming I could control where and when I went and could return.
I like control.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If they do, are you going to throw them?

Would you not?!?&

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I’m not taking nothing until I see the legal disclaimers and side effects.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It always comes back to potatoes

Your links are broken...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Would you not?!?&

Nah, I'd freeze 'em and serve them back up to the giver sometime down the road. That way I don't need to know if they're poop-free or not, they get what they sow.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is HHMPDAY even hotter than Humpday?

Sorry. Blame Bry.

We usually do.

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

A girl I was dating once texted me saying "Come over and wear my vag like a Bane mask " But this one is great too.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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Wouldn't Fae have a problem with 'Christ'? .... Or has it been efficiently commercialized to the point where that's been neutered?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nah, I'd freeze 'em and serve them back up to the giver sometime down the road. That way I don't need to know if they're poop-free or not, they get what they sow.

Feels dangerous. I don’t like having to remember what I can and can’t eat when drunk and/or high.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wouldn't Fae have a problem with 'Christ'? .... Or has it been efficiently commercialized to the point where that's been neutered?

If you weren't declaring the name specifically against the fae in question, it would probably be fine. It is why camouflage is always important. And as the symbolism within Christmas was co-opted from paganism (including the tree), most of it shouldn't be an issue. Most Americans have secularized the season as well. I would be far more worried about the iron in the fire grate, myself...

Not that I am a phooka. Just for the record.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is why we never had an Elf on the Shelf. I spent far too much time and effort keeping the Good Neighbors out of the house.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Feels dangerous. I don’t like having to remember what I can and can’t eat when drunk and/or high.

Ah, but the thrill of the danger makes life much more worth living - at least, until you get a mouthful of poo.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

If you weren't declaring the name specifically against the fae in question, it would probably be fine. It is why camouflage is always important. And as the symbolism within Christmas was co-opted from paganism (including the tree), most of it shouldn't be an issue. Most Americans have secularized the season as well. I would be far more worried about the iron in the fire grate, myself...

Not that I am a phooka. Just for the record.

It's almost too bad we're moving away from ferrous alloys, much harder to run across cold iron. Unless you happen to keep hematite, magnetite or the like close to hand for SOME reason.

As to your sex life, not my business.

 

[TXRafe]

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its between time travel and read minds...if we travel back in time can we actually change anything? or do we prescribe by the theory that even by traveling back in time, anything you change is irrelevant because its all just part of the timeline anyway, it was meant to and has already happened infinite times?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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This is why we never had an Elf on the Shelf. I spent far too much time and effort keeping the Good Neighbors out of the house.

Poor thing's cap's all dry! Those Good Neighbors are SURELY not needing ALL their blood, are they?!? Mrs Grundy must have a ton of extra in that ginormous nose she shoves into all her neighbors' business....

 

[UsuallyPresent]

its between time travel and read minds...if we travel back in time can we actually change anything? or do we prescribe by the theory that even by traveling back in time, anything you change is irrelevant because its all just part of the timeline anyway, it was meant to and has already happened infinite times?

Or every trip engenders a new universe, and you'll never go home again?

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's almost too bad we're moving away from ferrous alloys, much harder to run across cold iron. Unless you happen to keep hematite, magnetite or the like close to hand for SOME reason.

As to your sex life, not my business.

Roan, white oak, mugwort and the like cause less problems with metal detectors....

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Roan, white oak, mugwort and the like cause less problems with metal detectors....

Why would a metal detector be a problem? *curious look* Unless you're under the impression that the security forces you most interact with are fae themselves somehow, or protecting some other body of fae? "It's just a lucky rock I carry" does a good job. What KIND of luck it grants I don't tend to go into....

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Roan, white oak, mugwort and the like cause less problems with metal detectors....

And random plant matter isn't a problem if searched by self-same guardians of the borders?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Even just fat and flour. Rue of all different flavors and colors depending on what kind and how long it’s cooked, and thicken anything from turkey gravy to soup.

Sometimes I like adding a bit of broth to the roux for flavor and consistency

It always comes back to potatoes

It always comes back to potatoes

Potatoes are life!