UsuallyPresent
Literotica Guru
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- Aug 23, 2019
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You're handing him a tit?Nah nah - I gotta hand it to you - that was a pretty good one
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You're handing him a tit?Nah nah - I gotta hand it to you - that was a pretty good one
You want copycats?Obviously, you should have run out of the room giggling... just saying...
Early morning phone strikes again.Is HHMPDAY even hotter than Humpday?
Sorry. Blame Bry.
That’s my girl.I only really like sausage gravy
I think it’s day you just look at all the idiots surrounding you and say, “hhmmp” all day.Is HHMPDAY even hotter than Humpday?
Sorry. Blame Bry.
Wow
I mean, you do suck titties, right?
Teleport
So, Mel Gibson wasn't the reason?I truly hated the What Women Want movie simply on the premise of hearing the woman’s thoughts. Ugh. No thanks!
If they do, are you going to throw them?Do those have poop in them? They definitely have poop in them. They do? Right?
Not even close this time.So, Mel Gibson wasn't the reason?
Is this a temporary thing? Because I would think teleport if it isn't... but I couldn't use it if is because I'd be stuck somewhere cool with no way to get back...
Invisibility, especially if I could forcefeed it to appropriate people. *nod*
*leaves the room in a huff*Invisibility, especially if I could forcefeed it to appropriate people. *nod*
No giggles? Damn, gonna have to work on that one!*leaves the room in a huff*
TrueI mean, you do suck titties, right?