Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Voca?

I’m singing this in Zooey Deschenel’s voice in my head and I can’t let reality get in the way of how good I sound there!

 

[__Nathan1968]

For, uhmm, reasons I was looking to see if the Internet Archive had Penthouse Forum issues (it did) but lemme tell you the ads are way better than the stories

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Windsor Canadian was my mother’s drink of choice.

 

[MandaPandaa]

I remember my first (?) Playboy centerfold. April 1975 at a neighbor's house. Years later I tracked it down in a back issue shop. She was sadly not quite what I remembered...

Yeah, those playboy models.... so disappointing. That's what I think when I see their naked bodies, too.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nice try at deflection, monkey boy. But... I said no such thing. Just pointing out there are many more and not just one.

I didn’t write the ad. Some Canadian, probably, did.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Windsor Canadian was my mother’s drink of choice.

Did your dad subscribe to Penthouse Forum by any chance?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

 

[UnquietDreams]

What apocalypse do you people foresee where we lose the capacity to make automatic transmissions but retain the ability to make manual ones? It’s more useless than learning cursive writing for almost everyone.

Until the only vehicle you have available is a standard transmission. Having a skill set and not needing it is always better than needing a skill set and not having it.

And I drive a manual every day, so it wasn't like I went out and procured one to teach my kid.

 

[Qky75]

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In honour of my getting older … let’s hear everyone’s numbers.

I’m a 20 btw … every single thing on that list, I’ve done.

The instructions say Give yourself 1 point for each thing you've NEVER done. That would make my score zero.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also a zero score here

 

[TXRafe]

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In honour of my getting older … let’s hear everyone’s numbers.

I’m a 20 btw … every single thing on that list, I’ve done.

i am also a 0, fuck im old...sigh

 

[UsuallyPresent]

i am also a 0, fuck im old...sigh

Don’t worry, dude. You’ll either get older, or you won’t. So - enjoy what ya can!

 

[Qky75]

In the last 20 minutes I have witnessed the third moron walk into the inoperative sliding door CLEARLY MARKED because they have their heads stuck in their phone.

 

[Trubbycat]

Yeah, those playboy models.... so disappointing. That's what I think when I see their naked bodies, too.

It was her face actually...

 

[crazychemgirl]

The instructions say Give yourself 1 point for each thing you've NEVER done. That would make my score zero.

I SUCK AT READING DIRECTIONS ….

So suck my dick

 

[TXRafe]

I SUCK AT READING DIRECTIONS ….

So suck my dick

 

[Trubbycat]

I SUCK AT READING DIRECTIONS ….

So suck my dick

...cue strap on jokes...

 

[BrendaBear]

I SUCK AT READING DIRECTIONS ….

So suck my dick

 

[cactusjack0584]

I SUCK AT READING DIRECTIONS ….

So suck my dick

That thing is HUGE I am not sucking it!

 

[Qky75]

I SUCK AT READING DIRECTIONS ….

So suck my dick

Ahhhh

 

[Trubbycat]

That thing is HUGE I am not sucking it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ahhhh

I’m not sure if this is a yes or a no.

 

[HarryHill]

With you always yes.

 

[Qky75]

I’m not sure if this is a yes or a no.

Whip it out lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or 10

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I SUCK AT READING DIRECTIONS ….

So suck my dick

Well I suck at listening to directions so guess we're even!