Sex & Shenanigans

I don't know how to embed a TickTock, and i'm too gummied to care google it, so here ya go. A Lit bedtime story
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYVMvL3U/
Speaking of tiktok - it's additional boasting time - my Christmas special has now reached:
944000 views
157000 ❤️
7000 shares
777 comments - mainly of housewives falling in love with me.

I'm apparently viral without sleeping around
 
I never read back …. I have no FOMO
I wry rarely read back either.
We’re all VERY close in here…

Just unfortunately not physically close …. Though that might be dangerous.
It could be. But my god what fun would it be. People would ask me why I grinned randomly and I’d just have to shake my head because orgasms are (generally) private things,
and it’d take too much explaining why I’m chuckling over dipping my cheese curds in ranch
 
I don't know how to embed a TickTock, and i'm too gummied to care google it, so here ya go. A Lit bedtime story
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYVMvL3U/
Paint and paintbrushes! 😂

I am laughing hysterically and I’m really glad I’m in my car, alone, so people can’t look at me like I’m fucking nuts! Good thing I didn’t open this as I went into Starbucks. Did I mention, I do not have a poker face?!
 
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