Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pshhhh I didn't say that, did I?

@Bry1313 can be on top.

 

[vagrantx]

I’ve heard fingers make for a great backup as well.

Well sure but when you're craving toys, you're craving toys

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@Bry1313 can be on top.

Words to live by, amirite @OP?

 

[Bry1313]

Pshhhh I didn't say that, did I?

So I wasn’t above him before?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So I wasn’t above him before?

No, you were, but he is catching up. FAST

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Mr_bogey]

Too powerful! Lol. I need it low and slow.

Have I mentioned I'm tall?

 

[MindYaBitness]

When batteries fail, keep a magic wand around which plugs into the wall! Fun and powerful!

Dang it, I've only got the cordless wand

 

[MandaPandaa]

Have I mentioned I'm tall?

Did you know I like climbing trees?

 

[Mr_bogey]

@Bry1313 can be on top.

TMI

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Dang it, I've only got the cordless wand

This is how I imagine you when sitting on your wand

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Have I mentioned I'm tall?

Slightly unrelated but did you know you're the owner of my second oldest PM? Ironically it also was about bourbon! What a time to be alive!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Slightly unrelated but did you know you're the owner of my second oldest PM? Ironically it also was about bourbon! What a time to be alive!

I did not

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Did you know I like climbing trees?

When you reach the top do you do like an angel on top of the christmas tree type of thing?

 

[MandaPandaa]

Slightly unrelated but did you know you're the owner of my second oldest PM? Ironically it also was about bourbon! What a time to be alive!

I did not

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I watched this show somewhat religiously back in 2008. But I had genuinely forgot this guy existed. It looks like he found a (somewhat mediocre) plastic surgeon that he likes

 

[Mr_bogey]

When you reach the top do you do like an angel on top of the christmas tree type of thing?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Too powerful! Lol. I need it low and slow.

Isn't there a variable speed on that thing....

 

[MandaPandaa]

I watched this show somewhat religiously back in 2008. But I had genuinely forgot this guy existed. It looks like he found a (somewhat mediocre) plastic surgeon that he likes

I don't know what show it is... I used it for the gif...

 

[MindYaBitness]

When you reach the top do you do like an angel on top of the christmas tree type of thing?

You either don't get euphamisms, or you have been done horribly wrong by the last lady that climbed your tree

 

[MandaPandaa]

When you reach the top do you do like an angel on top of the christmas tree type of thing?

Do angels look haggard and exhausted? If so, yes?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I don't know what show it is... I used it for the gif...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don't know what show it is... I used it for the gif...

Yeah.... me neither...
but if I did, this was my favorite clip from that gif show

 

[MandaPandaa]

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You either don't get euphamisms, or you have been done horribly wrong by the last lady that climbed your tree

Don't angels usually have that like O face going on?
Like they're singing a hymn or being taken to the absolute zenith of pleasure?