Sex & Shenanigans

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Hahah lies!!!

I’ll admit, I like both parts. WHS and WSS! Spankings? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!

if he sent a spanking gift as a reply I’d want to see Amy’s jaw drop!

Oh yeah I'm absolutely all about both ways. I want to experience the full pallet I have dom tendencies but I'm naturally affectionate and want whoever I'm with to feel good and appreciated. But I'm also going to bite their neck and yank down their panties before I give a few firm whaps.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Anyone down for a fun game of finish this text? What’s your reply say? Are you team Amy? Meme roasting welcome!

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My reply would be “so…that’s a….yes?” And then she’d either never reply or she’d laugh and we’d be BFF’s.

 

[Sammysub07]

My reply would be “so…that’s a….yes?” And then she’d either never reply or she’d laugh and we’d be BFF’s.

I’d reply! I’m a massive fan of sarcasm!!

 

[Sammysub07]

More like exaggeration. But the lack of blood supply to the brain was real.

Haha I’m dead!!

 

[Peter_Out]

Haha I’m dead!!

Posting from beyonnd the graaave!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’d reply! I’m a massive fan of sarcasm!!

Yeah…sarcasm…not utter confusion. I like your generosity!

 

[Sammysub07]

Posting from beyonnd the graaave!

Nothing can stop me!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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There was an Oregon band that got famous for about 15 minutes called The Cherry Poppin' Daddies. (They got pigeonholed as a retro-swing band. They did more punk and ska, but whatever, "Zoot Suit Riot" is still a banger.) Saw them live a bunch of times, but one year they were playing New Year's Eve. Steve, the lead singer, came out for one song driving an 8-foot long motorized penis (AKA the Dildoser, the Motopenis, and, my favorite, The Dildorado.) It was built on a motorcycle engine, and shot confetti and condoms into the crowd via compressed air. It was epic.

Edit: Found pictures!

 

[Peter_Out]

Nothing can stop me!!!

Hmm. You do not look how I expected!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I’d reply! I’m a massive fan of sarcasm!!

Oh yeah I'm so sure you are.

(see what I did there?)

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anyone down for a fun game of finish this text? What’s your reply say? Are you team Amy? Meme roasting welcome!

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"Dinner first?"

 

[Sammysub07]

"Dinner first?"

Wine and dine!!!

 

[Peter_Out]

Wine and dine!!!

And some mathematics to follow?

 

[Sammysub07]

And some mathematics to follow?

counting should be easy unless she loses track!

 

[Peter_Out]

What about me, I'm the one with a lack of oxygen being transported to the brain!

 

[UnquietDreams]

And some mathematics to follow?

 

[UnquietDreams]

counting should be easy unless she loses track!

Okay, nevermind.

 

[Peter_Out]

Okay, nevermind.

Let's face it, everyone can count to 69. It's not that hard. The counting, I mean.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Let's face it, everyone can count to 69. It's not that hard. The counting, I mean.

Not a fan of 69. I like focusing entirely when giving.

Er...counting.

 

[Peter_Out]

Not a fan of 69. I like focusing entirely when giving.

Er...counting.

TBH, I'm not sure I've ever "counted that high". Focus, concentration, whatever you call it, is necessary, as you said.

 

[Sammysub07]

I’m not a math girl!

Let's face it, everyone can count to 69. It's not that hard. The counting, I mean.

Haha that’s not the kinda counting I had in mind

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m not a math girl!

Haha that’s not the kinda counting I had in mind

I have a tee shirt that says, "I was an English major. You do the math."

 

[Peter_Out]

Haha that’s not the kinda counting I had in mind

Well you started it Oh, unless the "Wine me, dine me, 69 me" thing never made it over there.

I apologise for my filthy mind, and will go and put it in the washing machine immediately.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Question.....
If the diameter of a circle is pi Rsquared, then why are pies round?

*sneaks out to lower the level of math geekiness*

 

[BrendaBear]

There was an Oregon band that got famous for about 15 minutes called The Cherry Poppin' Daddies. (They got pigeonholed as a retro-swing band. They did more punk and ska, but whatever, "Zoot Suit Riot" is still a banger.) Saw them live a bunch of times, but one year they were playing New Year's Eve. Steve, the lead singer, came out for one song driving an 8-foot long motorized penis (AKA the Dildoser, the Motopenis, and, my favorite, The Dildorado.) It was built on a motorcycle engine, and shot confetti and condoms into the crowd via compressed air. It was epic.

Edit: Found pictures!

I remember hearing about them! I was more a Blubinos girl though…