Sex & Shenanigans

[Sammysub07]

Hit and run posting, but wanted to say Merry Christmas Shenanigang!

Merry Christmas!!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

How’d I wind up with two glasses of wine? Wrong answers only! Roast away!

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You poured one for me, then forgot to send me an invite.

 

[LupineOne]

I'm soooo sentimental. My tree has ornaments from my grandparents' first tree, 84 years ago, ornaments picked up on trips, little handmade treasures from noodles & yarn. I will take it over the most beautiful curated tree any day of the week!

Do you do christmas jammies?

Though I didn’t do one this year, most of my ornaments are ones my grandparents had over 50 years ago. I’ve added some (sand dollars from the Bahamas, little cured gingerbread men) but my favorites are the green and red walnuts my grandpa would make.
And he’d make a fun game for us kiddos when we were there: he’d split these walnuts exactly around the center, put treasures inside (a quarter, a nickel, a dime, a two dollar bill, fives, tens, and one with a hundred in there), carefully glue them back together, and paint half of them green and half red. Me and my cousins would take turns coming to the basket and picking one, hoping for the hundred dollar bill when he’d crush it open

 

[Sammysub07]

You poured one for me, then forgot to send me an invite.

Damn. I knew I couldnt quite place what I forgetting. There’s an empty seat by the firepit!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey nerds!
I played Pokemon for the first time and just traded cards with the tiny human....

 

[SWR101]

Hey nerds!
I played Pokemon for the first time and just traded cards with the tiny human....

I haven’t played Pokémon cards in, shit, 20 years? Did you have fun?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Got the treats all set out for Santa. Merry Christmas, everyone!

 

[DannieB]

Got the treats all set out for Santa. Merry Christmas, everyone!
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I wanna be Santa at your house!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I haven’t played Pokémon cards in, shit, 20 years?

Dude....
This kid was born on my 30th! Birthday....
He had more energy than I've ever had and he was Soo excited trade....
He was so innocent....
It that's a good card you should keep it....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How’d I wind up with two glasses of wine? Wrong answers only! Roast away!

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Someone was critical of the gift you chose for them, thereby forfeiting their rights to future gifts, the glass of wine in their hand and life itself.

Don’t fuck with Sammy

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[vagrantx]

Hey nerds!
I played Pokemon for the first time and just traded cards with the tiny human....

Yayyyy!! That sounds like an awesome time
I used to collect and trade them back in like '98? But I never learned how to play... Hope you had fun

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I wanna be Santa at your house!

The downside is that I basically had bacon, whisky, and cookies for dinner. And now I don't feel so good.

 

[DannieB]

The downside is that I basically had bacon, whisky, and cookies for dinner. And now I don't feel so good.

Everything in moderation! You should’ve left the cookies alone with that combo

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yayyyy!! That sounds like an awesome time
I used to collect and trade them back in like '98? But I never learned how to play... Hope you had fun

No idea how to play.... Lol.
I just made sure he didn't go home with duplicates

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Everything in moderation! You should’ve left the cookies alone with that combo

Shoulda... but I was still hungry!

 

[Azuldrgon]

No idea how to play.... Lol.
I just made sure he didn't go home with duplicates

I keep my Pokemon experience to Pokemon Go and the games on the game systems.
The card game is a bit too complicated for me.

 

[DannieB]

Shoulda... but I was still hungry!

After all that bacon? At least you didn’t eat the house.

 

[LupineOne]

I’m about ready to crawl into bed for the night, and hopefully have Lit-inspired visions dancing in my head.
But before I bed down, Christmas Eve wouldn’t be complete without @MedicalMuse and her wonderful narration of @TANSTAAFL58 ’s The Night Before Litmas

Merry Christmas to all you wonderful pervs, and to all, a good night!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Everything in moderation! You should’ve left the cookies alone with that combo

Cookies absorb liquor!

Right?

 

[Qky75]

Merry Christmas to you all. To each of you who have made the difference in my life thank you. I adore you.

 

[DannieB]

Cookies absorb liquor!

Right?

Is that how it works? So, this whole time I’ve needed to incorporate cookies into my diet