Sex & Shenanigans

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I refuse to do elf of the shelf.
I still don't have a Christmas tree up this year

I totally don't have a tree this year either. And I sure as sweet motherfuck do not have Dickhead Elf on a cocksucking shelf either.

 

[BrendaBear]

I work hard enough to keep the Gray Neighbors out of my house, I am not inviting one of the little bast...darlings in on purpose.

Gray neighbors? Like… the little gray aliens? Wow… PNW has really changed!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I totally don't have a tree this year either. And I sure as sweet motherfuck do not have Dickhead Elf on a cocksucking shelf either.

I'm grateful My kids never got into this because I'm at a crappy tooth fairy, and would have been an even crappier Elf mover. And let's be honest, it would always be an inappropriate scene.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I totally don't have a tree this year either. And I sure as sweet motherfuck do not have Dickhead Elf on a cocksucking shelf either.

Yeah, but you also don't have kids, right?

I'm going for mum of the year award over here

(My kids are cool without the extra stuff; we're a snuggly sentimental kind of fam)

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah, but you also don't have kids, right?

I'm going for mum of the year award over here

(My kids are cool without the extra stuff; we're a snuggly sentimental kind of fam)

I'm soooo sentimental. My tree has ornaments from my grandparents' first tree, 84 years ago, ornaments picked up on trips, little handmade treasures from noodles & yarn. I will take it over the most beautiful curated tree any day of the week!

Do you do christmas jammies?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm grateful My kids never got into this because I'm at a crappy tooth fairy, and would have been an even crappier Elf mover. And let's be honest, it would always be an inappropriate scene.

My 6 yo figured out I was the tooth fairy pretty quickly and even left me a god damned note to let me know...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm soooo sentimental. My tree has ornaments from my grandparents' first tree, 84 years ago, ornaments picked up on trips, little handmade treasures from noodles & yarn. I will take it over the most beautiful curated tree any day of the week!

Do you do christmas jammies?

Exactly the same

And yes, we do jammies-ish. We're still on Sesame Street but they're gorgeous

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

My 6 yo figured out I was the tooth fairy pretty quickly and even left me a god damned note to let me know...

Sounds like an apple that didn't fall far from the tree.

 

[vagrantx]

My 6 yo figured out I was the tooth fairy pretty quickly and even left me a god damned note to let me know...

Welp, the only logical step to take now is to pull out all your teeth then go into their room wailing "she's not me, she doesn't like me, she's not me, she doesn't like me...!"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Welp, the only logical step to take now is to pull out all your teeth then go into their room wailing "she's not me, she doesn't like me, she's not me, she doesn't like me...!"

You logic terrifyingly.

 

[Bbl87]

Dang it, Reddit...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Gray neighbors? Like… the little gray aliens? Wow… PNW has really changed!

The fae are fucking terrifying, and you don't want to piss them off, so you use euphemisms like "The Gray Neighbors," or "The Good Neighbors," or "The Kindly Ones" so they don't ruin your life and steal your babies and shit.

 

[Apisto42]

I refuse to do elf of the shelf.
I still don't have a Christmas tree up this year

Us either! Got lights up outside, but the rest of it? There’s been other more pressing things.

2024 can suck a great big donkey dick.

 

[Apisto42]

The fae are fucking terrifying, and you don't want to piss them off, so you use euphemisms like "The Gray Neighbors," or "The Good Neighbors," or "The Kindly Ones" so they don't ruin your life and steal your babies and shit.

Thanks for the reminder, I need to fix the fairy house in the garden.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm soooo sentimental. My tree has ornaments from my grandparents' first tree, 84 years ago, ornaments picked up on trips, little handmade treasures from noodles & yarn. I will take it over the most beautiful curated tree any day of the week!

Do you do christmas jammies?

That is really cool. My ornaments only go back as far as the 1950's.

 

[Mrtenant]

Us either! Got lights up outside, but the rest of it? There’s been other more pressing things.

2024 can suck a great big donkey dick.

Yes? Where do I meet this 2024 person for that?

 

[Mrtenant]

 

[MindYaBitness]

My 6 yo figured out I was the tooth fairy pretty quickly and even left me a god damned note to let me know...

https://voca.ro/1lhpFaH86eOr

 

[LupineOne]

 

[LupineOne]

 

[vagrantx]

I don't have enough room for a full tree right now, so I have a foot-tall artificial one in the living room. Best I could do this year.

We had a sad little thing, barely even fit to be called a brush. But it was our tree. And we loved it
Foot-tall and artificial, or large enough to be placed in the city square, there's always someone who loves your tree!
30 minutes til midnight, and then we're done for this year. Herpy Holimas everyone!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Always!

https://voca.ro/1lhpFaH86eOr

Fairy Princess @morelikeasong, come get your fairy girl!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Got this ad on a mobile game yesterday It was for an undereye visor thingy that supposedly reduces undereye bags, but the tag line was funny

 

[EricaAnna]

Merry Christmas

 

[Bbl87]

Got this ad on a mobile game yesterday It was for an undereye visor thingy that supposedly reduces undereye bags, but the tag line was funny
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Don't threaten me with a good time...

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NWPTsv/