Sex & Shenanigans

[SadieGirl06]

Lots tomorrow and all weekend!!!!

 

[Bbl87]

Let me remind you of my boobs…

I mean, they make a lasting impression, so I don't NEED a reminder. But I'd also never turn one down.

 

[Bbl87]

I came across this one Facebook and thought this seemed like a good place for it.

 

[Sammysub07]

Oh my God. I just tried this for the first time last weekend. Apparently it's kind of a thing out in Chicago? Which makes me wonder if the people out there are okay.

0.5/10. Would not drink again.

I agree with this statement!! Judging by Malort, they’re not okay!!

That’s the appropriate response

Whyyy do Chicagoans find this to be so damn funny to visitors? A military wifey friend here restocks bottles whenever they go home and whenever someone visits for the first time here, they’re sooo excited to give us unknowing fuckers a taste of it for their own entertainment

I’m convinced it’s creation was for entertainment

Some drinks are not made to sipped slowly -- they are made to be run away from. This is one of them.

You’re spot on!!! Fucking RUN..whenever I see new people walk into my friends house I just want to yell Runnnn but since I’ve been subjected I want people to share the misery with

 

[Bbl87]

I agree with this statement!! Judging by Malort, they’re not okay!!

Whyyy do Chicagoans find this to be so damn funny to visitors? A military wifey friend here restocks bottles whenever they go home and whenever someone visits for the first time here, they’re sooo excited to give us unknowing fuckers a taste of it for their own entertainment

I’m convinced it’s creation was for entertainment

You’re spot on!!! Fucking RUN..whenever I see new people walk into my friends house I just want to yell Runnnn but since I’ve been subjected I want people to share the misery with

I'm not a Chicagoan proper, but live about an hour and a half outside the city. And have worked in the outer 'burbs. Just for context.

And Malort tastes like what I imagine Satan's butthole would taste like.

 

[Sammysub07]

I'm not a Chicagoan proper, but live about an hour and a half outside the city. And have worked in the outer 'burbs. Just for context.

And Malort tastes like what I imagine Satan's butthole would taste like.

I can concur with that!! Nice to know we’ve shared in the misery of satans asshole!!

Anyone else?

 

[MiaBabe23]

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This is what actually happens to MacBeth?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Oh my God. I just tried this for the first time last weekend. Apparently it's kind of a thing out in Chicago? Which makes me wonder if the people out there are okay.

0.5/10. Would not drink again.

Lol I was curious when I read about it, now I’m thinking twice, and yet, you like whiskey so maybe I’d like it lol

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I mean…I probably still would…maybe in purple?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Kinda dropped the ball yesterday, but happy 2nd day of Hanukkah and a belated happy Kwanza to those who celebrate!

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Keeping yourselves busy, I hope

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[LupineOne]

I don’t wanna!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t wanna!!!

I absolutely agree.

At least after this I get 5 days off

 

[LupineOne]

I absolutely agree.

At least after this I get 5 days off

I get two. Then back in at midnight Monday “morning” to help catch up.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I get two. Then back in at midnight Monday “morning” to help catch up.

That’s lame.

 

[Wriggle]

Keeping yourselves busy, I hope

Work

 

[Wriggle]

No sad face.
It's where I go for some quiet alone time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Peter_Out]

And Malort tastes like what I imagine Satan's butthole would taste like.

Appropriate. If you translate Malort from German, it could be "bad place" (I don't know if that is the origin, but it's an amusing coincidence).

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Qky75]

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