Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

Cash up front, sweets.

Did I hear GoFundMe?

 

[vagrantx]

Have you not seen Hellboy II? Tooth fairies.

The Fae are fucking terrifying.

Oh wow it's been a hot minute since i saw hell boy... Might be time for a rewatch!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I got a new cordless miter saw.

Damn....did our wives go shopping together???


Jk...
Mines not cordless

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Damn....did our wives go shopping together???


Jk...
Mines not cordless

I have corded everything, almost. My cordless selection is scant though.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have corded everything, almost. My cordless selection is scant though.

Just the opposite....
This is the first corded power tool I've had ....
In a long time.... Like as an adult ... First one ....

 

[BrendaBear]

Silly me… I just checked in and assumed the corded vs cordless was regarding Hitachi magic wands…

 

[dawn_of_night]

Silly me… I just checked in and assumed the corded vs cordless was regarding Hitachi magic wands…

Corded.... No one wants to have to recharge *those* batteries at the wrong time....

 

[LupineOne]

My daughter bought me a Godzilla tee shirt for Christmas. I may have teared up slightly and whispered "Nebzilla" when I opened it.

I would treasure that shirt forever

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Cash4teeth.
Photographic evidence. Your kid's wrong. Dead wrong. The fae are real and they're out to get us.

That's what I keep telling her

 

[aussiegeekygal]

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The answer is obviously "nothing"

 

[Peter_Out]

Silly me… I just checked in and assumed the corded vs cordless was regarding Hitachi magic wands…

Thank you, because now I don't feel (as much of) a perv!

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Want to twin???

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Cash4teeth.
Photographic evidence. Your kid's wrong. Dead wrong. The fae are real and they're out to get us.

To be fair, I'd laser beam the fuck out of whatever that thing is, too.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

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Hrm.. tough call there...
A fluffy bathrobe, socks, and.. hrm... me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hrm.. tough call there...
A fluffy bathrobe, socks, and.. hrm... me.

I don't have a bathrobe, but, as Meatloaf tells us, two out of three ain't bad...

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I don't have a bathrobe, but, as Meatloaf tells us, two out of three ain't bad...

Too true! Guess that also answers the question of, "What're you doing New Years...New Years Eve?"

 

[UnquietDreams]

Too true! Guess that also answers the question of, "What're you doing New Years...New Years Eve?"

You?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

You?

Yes, please, thanks for asking.

 

[LupineOne]

Feeling festive
It’s still the holidays, damn it!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning fuckers

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Feeling festive
It’s still the holidays, damn it!
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Your emojis are broken

 

[LupineOne]

Your emojis are broken

Next year I’ll be in just a Santa hat, how’s that?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Next year I’ll be in just a Santa hat, how’s that?

You could also forget the hat if you wanted....

 

[MissRadiant]

Next year I’ll be in just a Santa hat, how’s that?

I think everyone (or at least us ladies) would like that.