Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

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Wait, can I just replay 2024?

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait, can I just replay 2024?

Oh god… please no…

 

[Indie]

Oh god… please no…

Exactly

 

[vagrantx]

Exactly

D'aaaweee! Who's the goodest little dumpster fire?? You are! Yes you are! Yes you aaare!

 

[Indie]

D'aaaweee! Who's the goodest little dumpster fire?? You are! Yes you are! Yes you aaare!

Licks your face

 

[Bbl87]

This is exactly what I was thinking....
I've seen goosed men jump faster than over seen a good girl gag....

Well, to be fair, getting goosed is a little different because it's usually unexpected.

I have a feeling if I just surprised my wife with my dick down her throat, the reaction might be a little more extreme than a "jump".

 

[Bbl87]

Exactly

Where'd you get a picture of my work?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well, to be fair, getting goosed is a little different because it's usually unexpected.

I have a feeling if I just surprised my wife with my dick down her throat, the reaction might be a little more extreme than a "jump".

Paging Ms. Bobbett

 

[Bbl87]

Paging Ms. Bobbett

Hahaha, that is kinda what I was suggesting.

 

[crazychemgirl]

glad the pot’s giving you some clarity.

Well you can just fuck right off

 

[azz_vt]

Licks your face

Ew bin juice.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I will never be as cool as Amy Carter. Peace to her and her family.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, to be fair, getting goosed is a little different because it's usually unexpected.

I mean... That was the pg version... I realize we are on a sex site... But I was trying to be ... Imaginative and sensitive at the same time...
Failed.. nonetheless.

I have a feeling if I just surprised my wife with my dick down her throat, the reaction might be a little more extreme than a "jump".

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Exactly

What is: my office on January 6, 2025.

 

[dawn_of_night]

What is: my office on January 6, 2025.

I'm sorry.
Do you need hugs, nuggs, or some pu...
How about hugs?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Exactly

But at least it was a smiling dumpster fire.

 

[LupineOne]

But at least it was a smiling dumpster fire.

That’s just the “everything’s fine, living the dream” smile

 

[dawn_of_night]

But at least it was a smiling dumpster fire.

My partner told me I should start making these out of yarn crocheting them

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My partner told me I should start making these out of yarn crocheting them

My wife got some at a craft fair earlier this year. This is the one on my desk at work.

 

[dawn_of_night]

My wife got some at a craft fair earlier this year. This is the one on my desk at work.
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Wow! I love it ....
Also jealous!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

My partner told me I should start making these out of yarn crocheting them

Honestly, I'd wager that they'd sell well on Etsy

 

[Qky75]

2 shots of Jose Cuervo.....

8...ssshots uh Jozee Queervo....

12? Uhhh Eleventy seven shhhhhts hoho kvdftryhhugg
* thud *

 

[Mrtenant]

2 shots of Jose Cuervo.....

8...ssshots uh Jozee Queervo....

12? Uhhh Eleventy seven shhhhhts hoho kvdftryhhugg
* thud *

You'll be feeling that in the morning.

 

[crazychemgirl]

2 shots of Jose Cuervo.....

8...ssshots uh Jozee Queervo....

12? Uhhh Eleventy seven shhhhhts hoho kvdftryhhugg
* thud *

I like that song.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wow @SalaciousMonkey22
Just wow!

I think this daily.