Sex & Shenanigans

Pulled pork nachos I've had with no dairy or with goat cheese. And avocado. And cilantro. And I can't remember what else was on them, but they were fucking delicious
(Tbh I don’t eat mammals either, but the cheese was the main thing 🤣). It’s been long enough that I can do vegan cheese with minimal sadness. But need to eat them fast 🤣
 
(Tbh I don’t eat mammals either, but the cheese was the main thing 🤣). It’s been long enough that I can do vegan cheese with minimal sadness. But need to eat them fast 🤣
Ok, I've found the vegan cheese brands I like and it has been life changing! Finally! Grilled cheese and quesadillas can be in my life again!!!
 
No no…it’s that they make you fart 🫢

i was taught girls dont do that either 😋

Maybe not girls but real women fart. Or so I’ve been told
#TrueStory: about 2 weeks after I moved in with the last ex, he randomly asked “at what age do girls stop farting?” I was confused and thought I must have misheard him and asked him to repeat himself, and he did, and was apparently under the impression that it was something we outgrew 🤦🏻‍♀️

I think whatever sauce they used hid all that. Bestie had nuggets made with mushrooms and that shit was yummy! 🤤 Once again, it was the sauce, I think 😆
Your taste buds are like the polar opposite of mine 🙅🏻‍♀️
 
Ok, I've found the vegan cheese brands I like and it has been life changing! Finally! Grilled cheese and quesadillas can be in my life again!!!
Did you see that a vegan cheese maker was ejected from a dairy sponsored cheese competition when it looked like they were going to win?

I have to say the majority of vegan cheeses are not the best. But if you are ever in London, Fauxmagerie is amazing 😋
 
My son is back to school today which means I had to get up early and now I’m sleeeeepy.
Is it naptime yet?
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