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I've had Skeeter syndrome since I was young, my skin shows every bite/scar.

and slides you a cookie!

The skeeters love me. It’s a love hate relationship where they bite me and my skin swells so big and I slap them and they die and we repeat. My son is safe but me and my daughter are lambs to the slaughter 😭

Cookies make it better though!

I have this too! It’s fucking miserable. One of the reasons I hibernate in the summer. 🫂

Yes cookies help, slides one to you! I'm going to have to make more.

This makes me happy, bc i know im not alone....now!!!

hugs all around!!! 🫂🫂🫂
Hugs and cookies for all the skeeter syndrome girlies? Love that for us…minus the skeeter syndrome! 🫂🍪

Is there a connection between having skeeter syndrome and being a horny perv? 🤣

No, I'm a horny perv, and I'm their last choice. They LOVE my spouse, though.

So it’s a blood type thing, right?!
A 2019 study showed people with type O blood are twice as likely to attract mosquito bites than people with type A blood. It’s not my fault I was born delicious! 😫

I wonder if it's a blood type thing. Any one I know who's type O+ seems to get bit a lot
O+ here, can confirm!
 
Hugs and cookies for all the skeeter syndrome girlies? Love that for us…minus the skeeter syndrome! 🫂🍪






A 2019 study showed people with type O blood are twice as likely to attract mosquito bites than people with type A blood. It’s not my fault I was born delicious! 😫


O+ here, can confirm!
A Pos and they dont really bug me. Tics either and I am in the woods a lot. *shrugs*
 
I feel like someone out there created this just to piss off @Bry1313
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It’s tomato soup!
 
Just returned from land of Ketchup Flavored chips.
I also hate ketchup 🫢 Maybe not as much as @Bry1313 , but still a lot. I’m also of the opinion that anything ketchup can do, barbecue sauce can do better. Hope you enjoyed them anyway!

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It’s tomato soup!
Except that would be hot, and therefore not a smoothie. Gazpacho could be considered a smoothie though… 🤔
 
I also hate ketchup 🫢 Maybe not as much as @Bry1313 , but still a lot. I’m also of the opinion that anything ketchup can do, barbecue sauce can do better. Hope you enjoyed them anyway!


Except that would be hot, and therefore not a smoothie. Gazpacho could be considered a smoothie though… 🤔
I dont love ketchup but it has it’s place here and there. I enjoyed the All Dressed Chips more. Cheers!
 
I also hate ketchup 🫢 Maybe not as much as @Bry1313 , but still a lot. I’m also of the opinion that anything ketchup can do, barbecue sauce can do better. Hope you enjoyed them anyway!


Except that would be hot, and therefore not a smoothie. Gazpacho could be considered a smoothie though… 🤔
Ok, what minute! Whoa!

Are we saying BBQ sauce is superior?!

And I also cannot get behind cold tomato soup!

We are very far apart on this!
 
Ok, what minute! Whoa!

Are we saying BBQ sauce is superior?!

And I also cannot get behind cold tomato soup!

We are very far apart on this!
Barbecue sauce is amazing and ketchup is trash. I’m not really into gazpacho, but it could be considered a smoothie, where hot tomato soup could not.
 
As someone who likes to eat and travel a lot I teach my kids to never say someone else's food choices are gross or disgusting. Just poor taste.
Even if I don’t like it I make my children try it. How do you know this isn’t your favorite if you don’t taste it? At my age, though, I know what I like, and that isn’t BBQ!
 
Even if I don’t like it I make my children try it. How do you know this isn’t your favorite if you don’t taste it? At my age, though, I know what I like, and that isn’t BBQ!
Good stuff there with kids. Do the same

I think my point is if you are out to dinner with someone and they order whatever food item it would be bad taste to comment on dislike of their food choice.
 
My sister grows heirloom tomatoes and makes her own ketchup. It is a whole different thing. Also makes a good base for BBQ sauce.
I grew up in a house that only purchased Heinz ketchup....
And even as an adult, if I visit a restaurant/ home that doesn't have Heinz I will either not use it or find a different condiment option....
 
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