Sex & Shenanigans

[MidwestPrincess23]

Guys on lit trying to convince women to send them pics

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7456492406674853166

Lord have mercy! I NEEDED that laugh this morning

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Guys on lit trying to convince women to send them pics

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7456492406674853166

I don't see the problem.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You keep making these offers for me to come to Portland that are getting harder to pass on

Come stay with me. You can take the bed, I'll sleep on the couch. I am such an innocent, and a gentleman after all. Coffee, great food, wonderful outdoors, bookshops. I'll even wear my ball cap backwards.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I also like Alabama white sauce (mayo/lemon juice based) with smoked chicken as well.

We put mayo, ranch powder,.and shredded Parmesan on our baked chicken breast

 

[MissRadiant]

Come stay with me. You can take the bed, I'll sleep on the couch. I am such an innocent, and a gentleman after all. Coffee, great food, wonderful outdoors, bookshops. I'll even wear my ball cap backwards.

Innocent? Even though all I picked up on was bookshops haha

 

[UnquietDreams]

First day back after two weeks off. I am a night owl by nature, and have been up to 3 or 4 in the morning every day, now I have to be up at 6.

The world is upside-down...

Good thing I love my job.

 

[crazychemgirl]

First day back after two weeks off. I am a night owl by nature, and have been up to 3 or 4 in the morning every day, now I have to be up at 6.

The world is upside-down...

Good thing I love my job.

Yuck …

I’m not a night owl but I did get into the habit of staying up til like 11pm over the holidays …. And sleeping in til past 7

Going to bed at 8:30 and waking up at 4:30 was a rather rude awakening

 

[Whiskeyjack]

One of my kids called me from school because he's feeling nauseous and needs to come home.
There goes my day of filthy porn and furious masturbating.

Oh well.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

#TrueStory: about 2 weeks after I moved in with the last ex, he randomly asked “at what age do girls stop farting?” I was confused and thought I must have misheard him and asked him to repeat himself, and he did, and was apparently under the impression that it was something we outgrew

I sure hope he was pretty.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[Apisto42]

Yuck …

I’m not a night owl but I did get into the habit of staying up til like 11pm over the holidays …. And sleeping in til past 7

Going to bed at 8:30 and waking up at 4:30 was a rather rude awakening

What is work? I’ve been off for so long, I’ve forgotten what it is. The 8 hours I’m going to work on Wednesday is going to be torturous. Good thing I have Thursday and Friday off to recover.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What is work? I’ve been off for so long, I’ve forgotten what it is. The 8 hours I’m going to work on Wednesday is going to be torturous. Good thing I have Thursday and Friday off to recover.

I weirdly love my job. I am actually happy to be back.

Now to see if I remember how to do it...

 

[UnquietDreams]

One of my kid called me from school because he's feeling nauseous and needs to come home.
There goes my day of filthy porn and furious masturbating.

Oh well.

Damn "To Do" list...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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That show creeped me out as a kid. Always waiting for a clump of seaweed to reach out and grab me...

I think the Kroft brothers really hated kids.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Come stay with me. You can take the bed, I'll sleep on the couch. I am such an innocent, and a gentleman after all. Coffee, great food, wonderful outdoors, bookshops. I'll even wear my ball cap backwards.

Oh, and offering me the place to stay? Well, I think I have my next vacation planned. Especially with that promise of the backwards baseball cap

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ok … first debate in 2025 ….

Chicken wings VS Fried chicken.. which is better?

Fried chicken hands down!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m so excited for my lunches this week …. Chicken Caesar salad with romaine and kale, warm rice, bacon and Parmesan…

How can you go wrong?

everything in that sounds good except kale

 

[Apisto42]

I weirdly love my job. I am actually happy to be back.

Now to see if I remember how to do it...

I like my job, but it is nice to have a long break here and there.

And I have full confidence that it will come back to you.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m so excited for my lunches this week …. Chicken Caesar salad with romaine and kale, warm rice, bacon and Parmesan…

How can you go wrong?

Reminds me of a very old Dilbert comic - “the highlight of my work day is lunch.”

 

[hotoldrguy]

Send me all of your drums. Pleaseandthankyou.

Hey! Save some for me!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok … first debate in 2025 ….

Chicken wings VS Fried chicken.. which is better?

I love fried chicken -- it is perfect comfort food for me. The right level of breading, well seasoned, crispy fried -- it is fantastic.

But wings are fantastic as well. Flats are great, drums are my favorite, and there are so many ways to cook and sauce them.

And then you have things like Korean fried wings! How can you not love those? The spicing in the breading, the sauces (or no sauce), that wonderful crunch! Joy!

As @Whiskeyjack put it so well, it is situational. I love each in its way too much to choose. But I am happy to share! Both are communal foods to me, to be shared with good drink and outstanding conversation.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey All … you should all take a minute to wish @LostHorizon a happy birthday …. with boobs (if you have them)..

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hey All … you should all take a minute to wish @LostHorizon a happy birthday …. with boobs (if you have them)..

Don't we all have boobs?

 

[crazychemgirl]

@LostHorizon HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don't we all have boobs?

Well I guess that’s true … just some are better than others.

boobs > man-boobs