Sex & Shenanigans

This is totally my energy.

What's up ladies? Who wants to get ranched on?

R- Ready and willing at all times
A- Appreciate you
N- Needs being met
C- Care, the tender loving kind
H- Holy fuck did we ruin these sheets
All of the above 🤣🤣🤣

Goddamn it I will never not laugh at that. I blame @crazychemgirl for making me almost pass out the first time she asked me if I ranched.

Yes. Yes I did 😂😂😂
 
Ok. Everyone …. I asked about masturbation yesterday… I’m curious to continue this conversation.


If you masturbate to porn, what do you typically watch. Do you have favourites you go back to?
Sometimes when I watch it takes awhile to find just the right video … by then I’m already halfway there cuz I’ve watched a dozen or so .. lol

If you don’t watch porn, what are you doing, thinking, etc ..?


Do you prefer to caveman / cavewoman it with no tools or do you use something extra… be it toys, lube, etc..


Do you find that your orgasm from masturbating yourself is better than if someone else does it. Not including sex .., just like…

men… if a girl jacks you off is it better or worse than when you do it?
Women… same question … ?
 
If you masturbate to porn, what do you typically watch.
I’m not answering that 🙈
Do you have favourites you go back to?
I sometimes will go back to a lit story if I was really into it. Not really to re-read but to pick up where I came the last time 🤣. Though I probably could reread because I have a pretty bad memory.

For videos… I think a couple times I’ve watched something again if it came up in a search. But I don’t think I’ve ever found a video that was so good I specifically wanted to watch it again. Usually just good enough.
Sometimes when I watch it takes awhile to find just the right video … by then I’m already halfway there cuz I’ve watched a dozen or so .. lol
Yes 🤣
If you don’t watch porn, what are you doing, thinking, etc ..?
Listening to favorite audio clips and/or chatting with someone
Do you prefer to caveman / cavewoman it with no tools or do you use something extra… be it toys, lube, etc..
Very rarely do I use my hand for more than just foreplay. Usually one or more toys, blanket, pillow, etc.
 
Ok. Everyone …. I asked about masturbation yesterday… I’m curious to continue this conversation.
Nice alliteration.
If you masturbate to porn, what do you typically watch. Do you have favourites you go back to?
Sometimes when I watch it takes awhile to find just the right video … by then I’m already halfway there cuz I’ve watched a dozen or so .. lol
No porn watching for me. Too, artificial? Stupid? I’m sure there’s better porn out there since I last dabbled in it, but Jesus, it was bad in the 90’s.
If you don’t watch porn, what are you doing, thinking, etc ..?
Usually reading erotica.
Do you prefer to caveman / cavewoman it with no tools or do you use something extra… be it toys, lube, etc..
Depends. A little lube is nice but not mandatory.
Do you find that your orgasm from masturbating yourself is better than if someone else does it. Not including sex .., just like…
I’ve had some great solo orgasms. But every blowjob I’ve received was better.
men… if a girl jacks you off is it better or worse than when you do it?
Women… same question … ?
lol. No. It’s fun, it’s great having a sexy woman play with your junk, it’s different, I wouldn’t turn it down, but it’s not as good in some ways.
 
Ok. Everyone …. I asked about masturbation yesterday… I’m curious to continue this conversation.
I missed out yesterday
If you masturbate to porn, what do you typically watch. Do you have favourites you go back to?
Sometimes when I watch it takes awhile to find just the right video … by then I’m already halfway there cuz I’ve watched a dozen or so .. lol

If you don’t watch porn, what are you doing, thinking, etc ..?
Solo male, I like to watch 🤷
Do you prefer to caveman / cavewoman it with no tools or do you use something extra… be it toys, lube, etc..
Definitely toys.... Probably a satisfier
Do you find that your orgasm from masturbating yourself is better than if someone else does it. Not including sex .., just like…

men… if a girl jacks you off is it better or worse than when you do it?
Women… same question … ?
Definitely better with a partner...
 
Ok. Everyone …. I asked about masturbation yesterday… I’m curious to continue this conversation.
I missed yesterday's so will jump in here.
If you masturbate to porn, what do you typically watch. Do you have favourites you go back to?
Often threesomes (mmf), pussy licking, and age difference (usually older man rather than younger men). No particular favourites or returns.
If you don’t watch porn, what are you doing, thinking, etc ..?
If it's not porn, it's Lit audios, Lit stories, visual or audios from friends, or with company.
Do you prefer to caveman / cavewoman it with no tools or do you use something extra… be it toys, lube, etc..
Almost always toys. A selection of toys.
Do you find that your orgasm from masturbating yourself is better than if someone else does it. Not including sex .., just like…

men… if a girl jacks you off is it better or worse than when you do it?
Women… same question … ?
Overall more pleasurable at someone else's hands, but I can orgasm a lot faster on my own. Get in, get out, get on. 😁
 
Do you find that your orgasm from masturbating yourself is better than if someone else does it. Not including sex .., just like…

men… if a girl jacks you off is it better or worse than when you do it?
Women… same question … ?
If I could be hooked up to some sort of device that measures orgasm intensity, I suspect that the meter would show that the objectively biggest orgasms I had came from my own fingers fiddling about. That said, having a partner do the fiddling brings its own form of intensity. (For good or bad, a graph that showed how many fingerings I've received on a year by year basis starting in, say, 2000 through now would show a steep and steady decline since I turned 23 or so.)
 
No porn watching for me. Too, artificial? Stupid? I’m sure there’s better porn out there since I last dabbled in it, but Jesus, it was bad in the 90’s.
Omg right? 90s porn could get really fucking terrible. Everything was shot on video or looked like a beer commercial. The music was always loud and fucking awful.

Porn is definitely better now, it's more ethically sourced, more natural people and variety. The fake story ones get stupid ("Help, step-son, I'm stuck in the dryer!") but stuff like Bellesa House is real and fun.
 
Omg right? 90s porn could get really fucking terrible. Everything was shot on video or looked like a beer commercial. The music was always loud and fucking awful.

Porn is definitely better now, it's more ethically sourced, more natural people and variety. The fake story ones get stupid ("Help, step-son, I'm stuck in the dryer!") but stuff like Bellesa House is real and fun.
Stop beating on the poor pornstars. They do the best they can. 😜

And I'll have you know, it's incredibly easy to get stuck in a dryer, or under the mattress. A helping cock is very much appreciated.
 
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