Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

It’s Frog and Toad! But Wind in the Willows is another major favorite for me. I love reading it to my kids in my terrible British accent (a key component, IMO)

Clearly, why both reading them at all otherwise? (No sarcasm)

 

[UnquietDreams]

Theres way too many people in this world waiting for me to shit on something I'm not supposed to

So at least one? Because that would be way too many for me.

 

[morelikeasong]

This…actually surprises me a little

I also spent YEARS on tumblr before ever realizing there was porn there.

In fact, I think it was someone in my first go around on lit that mentioned it to me and I was so confused because I thought tumblr was just like flowers and angsty teenager quotes.

 

[SWR101]

I also spent YEARS on tumblr before ever realizing there was porn there.

In fact, I think it was someone in my first go around on lit that mentioned it to me and I was so confused because I thought tumblr was just like flowers and angsty teenager quotes.

I find this genuinely innocent side of you incredibly cute and endearing

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I also spent YEARS on tumblr before ever realizing there was porn there.

In fact, I think it was someone in my first go around on lit that mentioned it to me and I was so confused because I thought tumblr was just like flowers and angsty teenager quotes.

It’s good for Princesses to be pure of heart as well as mind.

Most of the time.

 

[Qky75]

It’s Frog and Toad! But Wind in the Willows is another major favorite for me. I love reading it to my kids in my terrible British accent (a key component, IMO)

I LOVE Toad!!! And of course Badger

 

[morelikeasong]

I LOVE Toad!!! And of course Badger

I love them all but Toad is definitely my favorite to read for

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Bry1313]

Not even the worst this morning. Can I point you back to earlier today, when @Qky75 used brie to be spread on crackers as a euphemism for boobs?

And I still catch grief months later after defending my coffee milk boobs, and @Qky75 will likely get away with that

 

[Bry1313]

I'm 100 percent never ever ever pooping in a fish bowl. Plus, I ate week old leftover shrimp the other day and I lived to tell the tale with no stomach issues at all. I'm never gonna shit anything.

Everybody poops

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So at least one? Because that would be way too many for me.

I believe it's between 1 and 2, which... Agreed ... Is too much

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And I still catch grief months later after defending my coffee milk boobs, and @Qky75 will likely get away with that

If I didn't know better, I would ask if you've actually ever even seen boobs before

 

[Qky75]

And I still catch grief months later after defending my coffee milk boobs, and @Qky75 will likely get away with that

I am under protection of my badass crush whom you ALL fear

Mmmmmm Brie

Mmmmmmm crackers

Mmmmmmm boobs




I see nothing wrong here

I'm sure you can see yourself out.

 

[Bry1313]

I believe it's between 1 and 2, which... Agreed ... Is too much

When talking about people shouldn’t it be 1 or 2, not a number between 1 and 2?

 

[Bry1313]

If I didn't know better, I would ask if you've actually ever even seen boobs before

If only someone could point me towards boobs here……and how is Brie spread on crackers better than my milk art?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

When talking about people shouldn’t it be 1 or 2, not a number between 1 and 2?

I haven't decided how much I should count you as

 

[Bry1313]

I haven't decided how much I should count you as

https://media1.tenor.com/m/rF0cDkbWltcAAAAd/ominous-scary.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

If I didn't know better, I would ask if you've actually ever even seen boobs before

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don’t do that shopping on Etsy!!
I didn’t even know that shopping existed on Etsy!

Ooh but babe ....
Etsy is the best...
Handmade toys are phenomenal....

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am under protection of my badass crush whom you ALL fear

Bea Arthur?

 

[Qky75]

Bea Arthur?

Hells yeah!

 

[Bry1313]

Bea Arthur?

Sandra Bernhardt………..I wouldn’t fuck Sandra Bernhardt with Bea Arthur’s dick.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Wand3rlust]

I, too, would like to think of my boobs as cake boobs

I prefer boob cakes.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sandra Bernhardt………..I wouldn’t fuck Sandra Bernhardt with Bea Arthur’s dick.

Jeff Ross?