Sex & Shenanigans

[Lmizzler]

Nope, like most of the shenanigans that happen in this place started as a joke... And my spouse was out of town, so I bought two cans of squeeze cheese

I can verify this story

 

[MindYaBitness]

How about me too

You must be new here, @crazychemgirl posting spicy pics is about as likely as tits on a boar

 

[Bry1313]

How about me too

Waited 19 months to try to join this club?

 

[lavendersilk]

You must be new here, @crazychemgirl posting spicy pics is about as likely as tits on a boar

 

[crazychemgirl]

How about me too

Cuz who the hell are you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

As is your self care regimen...and BOB

Isn’t bob the self care regimen?

 

[SWR101]

Isn’t bob the self care regimen?

Makes the phrase “bob’s your uncle” a little sus…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I need some lol’s today … who can help?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I need some lol’s today … who can help?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I need some lol’s today … who can help?

I tripped and said "who the fuck" as if someone tripped me... I am alone

Must be all those ghosts

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Got my daughter a cat for her birthday. We have a penchant for getting the animals that need extra love. She named her Luna, despite my best attempt at Tripod.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hmmmm not Cool Ranch. Weird.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I tripped and said "who the fuck" as if someone tripped me... I am alone

Must be all those ghosts

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So he just accepts his spouse is “different”

I think you mean spousse.

And no, that lie was terrible.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My snacks are in the top drawer of my night stand

Weirdest euphemism so far this year.

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/899508630/stressticles-testicle-stress-balls

 

[crazychemgirl]

Weirdest euphemism so far this year.

It’s only halfway through January

 

[crazychemgirl]

Was this really something that was needed?”

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1799211047/handmade-realistic-miniature-penis-for

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s only halfway through January

I fully expect it to get weirder

 

[crazychemgirl]

why do I feel like this creator could make a killing off the people in here…

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1495867199/creative-genital-penis-ice-grid-food

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Was this really something that was needed?”

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1799211047/handmade-realistic-miniature-penis-for

I've been looking for these...

I mean...

No, who would ever need such silly things

 

[lavendersilk]

I've been looking for these...

I mean...

No, who would ever need such silly things

Omg, to make earrings, right??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Omg, to make earrings, right??

I absolutely want realistic veiny micropenis earrings

 

[lavendersilk]

I absolutely want realistic veiny micropenis earrings

And put them in a bag to hand out bags of dicks to whoever needs them.