Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I believe it's between 1 and 2, which... Agreed ... Is too much

When talking about people shouldn’t it be 1 or 2, not a number between 1 and 2?

 

[Bry1313]

If I didn't know better, I would ask if you've actually ever even seen boobs before

If only someone could point me towards boobs here……and how is Brie spread on crackers better than my milk art?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

When talking about people shouldn’t it be 1 or 2, not a number between 1 and 2?

I haven't decided how much I should count you as

 

[Bry1313]

I haven't decided how much I should count you as

https://media1.tenor.com/m/rF0cDkbWltcAAAAd/ominous-scary.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

If I didn't know better, I would ask if you've actually ever even seen boobs before

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don’t do that shopping on Etsy!!
I didn’t even know that shopping existed on Etsy!

Ooh but babe ....
Etsy is the best...
Handmade toys are phenomenal....

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am under protection of my badass crush whom you ALL fear

Bea Arthur?

 

[Qky75]

Bea Arthur?

Hells yeah!

 

[Bry1313]

Bea Arthur?

Sandra Bernhardt………..I wouldn’t fuck Sandra Bernhardt with Bea Arthur’s dick.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Wand3rlust]

I, too, would like to think of my boobs as cake boobs

I prefer boob cakes.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sandra Bernhardt………..I wouldn’t fuck Sandra Bernhardt with Bea Arthur’s dick.

Jeff Ross?

 

[Wand3rlust]

It’s Frog and Toad! But Wind in the Willows is another major favorite for me. I love reading it to my kids in my terrible British accent (a key component, IMO)

I was read this when I was little. Or a child. Pick one.

 

[lavendersilk]

I prefer boob cakes.

What about tittie snacks?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/rF0cDkbWltcAAAAd/ominous-scary.gif

*Bookmarks for the next time someone asks why @SalaciousMonkey22 was afraid of @crazychemgirl*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am under protection of my badass crush whom you ALL fear

Protection is a funny word here.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What about tittie snacks?

No. Not tittie anything. Ever.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Jeff Ross?

Are there just the two people you wouldn’t fuck then? Or what?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ummmm…hey @OrdinaryPerson, how about you put down the axe and slooowly slide it over to me?

 

[coffeelover5]

Well shit... fucking cheese

https://ibb.co/5jhqCvF

Cheese whiz! Well any reson for a good body shot I suppose

 

[Bry1313]

Jeff Ross?

Yes

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And I still catch grief months later after defending my coffee milk boobs, and @Qky75 will likely get away with that

We simply have higher expectations of you sir.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

And I still catch grief months later after defending my coffee milk boobs, and @Qky75 will likely get away with that

What this post tells me, is that we haven’t given you nearly enough grief for the egg boobs comment!

 

[SWR101]

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This unwarranted and deeply personal attack is deep and hurtful…

 

[lavendersilk]