Sex & Shenanigans

[Chloe_Harper]

To be clear, I made a very veiled reference to biting, and then somewhere along the line, the knives came out? Different things all together. Violent motherfuckers here..

Very veiled?? I don't think it was as veiled as you think

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Very veiled?? I don't think it was as veiled as you think

Plausible deniability, sister.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Plausible deniability, sister.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just ask The Big Bad Wolf...

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Just ask The Big Bad Wolf...

I would but he never sent me the "well-crafted letter". So how I can I be sure

 

[BrendaBear]

I would but he never sent me the "well-crafted letter". So how I can I be sure

Which letter did you want? A nice big "D" maybe?

*** I'll see myself out ***

 

[MindYaBitness]

All this talk about boobs and food is making me equal parts hungry and horny.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Which letter did you want? A nice big "D" maybe?

*** I'll see myself out ***

Brenda oh, I'm dead. Also spit my coffee

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well shit... fucking cheese

https://ibb.co/5jhqCvF

How did you get your stick?Mine just rolled off!!!!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

How did you get your stick?Mine just rolled off!!!!

You mean I'm not the only person to try this??????

 

[Qky75]

How did you get your stick?Mine just rolled off!!!!

Change your moisturizer

 

[MindYaBitness]

You mean I'm not the only person to try this??????

Nope, like most of the shenanigans that happen in this place started as a joke... And my spouse was out of town, so I bought two cans of squeeze cheese

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Nope, like most of the shenanigans that happen in this place started as a joke... And my spouse was out of town, so I bought two cans of squeeze cheese

My husband was wondering why I bought canned cheese considering I've never let him buy it!

 

[Bry1313]

Nope, like most of the shenanigans that happen in this place started as a joke... And my spouse was out of town, so I bought two cans of squeeze cheese

I just ate them with Oreos, you are more fun than me

 

[MindYaBitness]

I just ate them with Oreos, you are more fun than me

He'd never believe that I'd disrespect Oreo's in such a fashion!!!! When he found an unopened can in our bathroom, he wanted to know why it was there (I've never bought the stuff before) I told him I purchased it accidentally because I mistook it for hair mousse in the store

 

[twosea]

Well shit... fucking cheese

https://ibb.co/5jhqCvF

Now I am starving!

 

[Bry1313]

He'd never believe that I'd disrespect Oreo's in such a fashion!!!! When he found an unopened can in our bathroom, he wanted to know why it was there (I've never bought the stuff before) I told him I purchased it accidentally because I mistook it for hair mousse in the store

That’s not even a good lie

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

He'd never believe that I'd disrespect Oreo's in such a fashion!!!! When he found an unopened can in our bathroom, he wanted to know why it was there (I've never bought the stuff before) I told him I purchased it accidentally because I mistook it for hair mousse in the store

My favorite post of the day!!! I've left things in the bathroom from pictures before - never cheese!!!

hair mousse - amazing answer!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

That’s not even a good lie

And see? I thought it was a GREAT lie!

 

[MindYaBitness]

That’s not even a good lie

I know! Especially considering I've not bought mousse from anywhere but salon supply for over a decade

 

[Bry1313]

I know! Especially considering I've not bought mousse from anywhere but salon supply for over a decade

So he just accepts his spouse is “different”

 

[MindYaBitness]

So he just accepts his spouse is “different”

Ya, if you guys think I'm quirky, you dint know the half of it. He's not surprised by anything I do at this point!

 

[Qky75]

And see? I thought it was a GREAT lie!

Because it's not uncommon for a mom to hide snacks in the bathroom? I can see that

 

[SWR101]

Because it's not uncommon for a mom to hide snacks in the bathroom? I can see that

This is the right answer