Sex & Shenanigans

[Chloe_Harper]

Was this really something that was needed?”

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1799211047/handmade-realistic-miniature-penis-for

I've been looking for these...

I mean...

No, who would ever need such silly things

 

[lavendersilk]

I've been looking for these...

I mean...

No, who would ever need such silly things

Omg, to make earrings, right??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Omg, to make earrings, right??

I absolutely want realistic veiny micropenis earrings

 

[lavendersilk]

I absolutely want realistic veiny micropenis earrings

And put them in a bag to hand out bags of dicks to whoever needs them.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I absolutely want realistic veiny micropenis earrings

Christmas gifts for all the lit ladies next year!!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Omg, to make earrings, right??

Yes... to make earrings... not to put on all my nerd figurines at all

And put them in a bag to hand out bags of dicks to whoever needs them.

Wait, yes, this!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Was this really something that was needed?”

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1799211047/handmade-realistic-miniature-penis-for

How realistic you want your dollhouses?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How realistic you want your dollhouses?

In my headcannon Duke and Roadblock are amiable exes. I bet they’ve messed around with that sorta thing. Duke seems pretty strait-laced but I bet he’s freaky.

 

[SWR101]

I need some lol’s today … who can help?

I thought I already had…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I thought I already had…

I’m not satisfied with a single lol

 

[SWR101]

Was this really something that was needed?”

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1799211047/handmade-realistic-miniature-penis-for

… yes?

 

[SWR101]

I’m not satisfied with a single lol

Ugh, so needy… why can’t women be content with a good laugh and just sleep…

 

[TXRafe]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t act like today is any different than any other day

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well shit... fucking cheese

https://ibb.co/5jhqCvF

You’re my hero

 

[Lmizzler]

I need some lol’s today … who can help?

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/899508630/stressticles-testicle-stress-balls

Was this really something that was needed?”

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1799211047/handmade-realistic-miniature-penis-for

why do I feel like this creator could make a killing off the people in here…

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1495867199/creative-genital-penis-ice-grid-food

Anyone else concerned that when CCG mentions that she needs a laugh, she goes to Etsy to giggle at fake penises?!?!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anyone else concerned that when CCG mentions that she needs a laugh, she goes to Etsy to giggle at fake penises?!?!

When are penises NOT funny?

 

[Lmizzler]

When are penises NOT funny?

When they are attached to my body!

 

[crazychemgirl]

When they are attached to my body!

Still a little funny

 

[lavendersilk]

When they are attached to my body!

I only feel a teeny bit bad that I laughed at that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Weirdest euphemism so far this year.

Not even the worst this morning. Can I point you back to earlier today, when @Qky75 used brie to be spread on crackers as a euphemism for boobs?

 

[Bry1313]

When are penises NOT funny?

I have a very serious……ok I can’t completely argue

 

[Lmizzler]

Still a little funny

What!!!! NO WAY!!!


Ok, maybe a little.

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/899508630/stressticles-testicle-stress-balls

Do they make custom? Like, can I get the testicle of the person who's pissing me off?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not even the worst this morning. Can I point you back to earlier today, when @Qky75 used brie to be spread on crackers as a euphemism for boobs?

Mmmmmm Brie

Mmmmmmm crackers

Mmmmmmm boobs




I see nothing wrong here