Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

It depends. Am I all tarted up, already set a scene, or are we having a casual conversation about toys and you get playful & whip out a perfect gun. One will feel like cold water, the other is super fun foreplay

Oh yes, absolutely talk it out first. If it's go time it's GO TIME. Leave the cold water for after when we need hydration.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Since when does messy bother you?

Youre embarrassing me

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I once cooked breakfast for someone naked. I say this mostly as a public safety warning, actually - hot fat does not mind where it splashes.

Are you describing me but not using enough commas???
Hot, fat, does not mind where it splashes...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is how I know you could never be Canadian.

I'll sing O Canada and drink maple syrup if that's what it takes to come live with you

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A laugh, or indeed any kind of reaction emoji, does not do that response justice! Marry me?

Are you Canadian?

 

[Qky75]

......with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Pardon the squirrel running across my mind straight to hell with it's tail on fire.....


But is it just me who's most shocking point in that film was the prisoner jacking off and throwing his wad at Clarice? Ok ok the first movie but still....eesh

 

[SWR101]

Uh... no... Does that make a difference?

She’s just trying to use a Canadian to get citizenship so she can be with @crazychemgirl

 

[crazychemgirl]

She’s just trying to use a Canadian to get citizenship so she can be with @crazychemgirl

And possibly free healthcare

 

[Qky75]

And possibly free healthcare

And no

 

[crazychemgirl]

And no

Are you comparing my boobs to oranges now?

 

[SWR101]

And possibly free healthcare

A distant second for any sane person

 

[Qky75]

Are you comparing my boobs to oranges now?

Oh ....umm....yes? That's a way better direction than I was going

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like your kink shaming my heroes
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We know @Mr_bogey is a fan.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh ....umm....yes? That's a way better direction than I was going

I feel like oranges aren’t a good example …


I don’t know that anything is … tbh


When you have boobs as spectacular as mine… it’s hard to find a comparison

 

[morelikeasong]

Since when does messy bother you?

Youre embarrassing me

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[crazychemgirl]

This is also @Mr_bogey erasure, according to published reports

Jinx.


Check yourself …

 

[Qky75]

Are you describing me but not using enough commas???
Hot, fat, does not mind where it splashes...

Phat?!? Like that makes a difference?!?

Brothers, a moment of silence for our fallen comrade......

 

[crazychemgirl]

Jinx

I already posted jinx.



Is your internet lagging today?

Or your brain?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I feel like oranges aren’t a good example …


I don’t know that anything is … tbh


When you have boobs as spectacular as mine… it’s hard to find a comparison

I hear good bread/roll dough is an accurate descriptor

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

She’s just trying to use a Canadian to get citizenship so she can be with @crazychemgirl

I thought I was being subtle...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Are you comparing my boobs to oranges now?

Id rather my boobs be oranges than pan fried eggs

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I hear good bread/roll dough is an accurate descriptor

A good mochi feels most like boobs

 

[Bry1313]

I thought I was being subtle...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/jRaOTnlGAMYAAAAd/you%27re-pretty-smooth-joanne.gif

 

[Qky75]

Id rather not boobs be oranges than pan fried eggs

Sunny side up all slathered in butter?!?!?

 

[Qky75]

A good mochi feels most like boobs

I've only had frozen ice cream mochi....well that does describe a few I've known