Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Id rather not boobs be oranges than pan fried eggs

Impeccably written sentence

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Just thinking about what I could have for lunch

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Impeccably written sentence

Why are you misquoting me

 

[Bry1313]

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Just thinking about what I could have for lunch

Nice gif old man

 

[morelikeasong]

Just thinking about what I could have for lunch

Dammit just as I was making my @Mr_bogey joke, Bry beat me to it

Anyways… lunch?
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is this you two before or after lunch?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dammit just as I was making my @Mr_bogey joke, Bry beat me to it

Anyways… lunch?
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that donut is melting …. I feel like I don’t want to eat a donut that is melting.

 

[lavendersilk]

that donut is melting …. I feel like I don’t want to eat a donut that is melting.

This is what happens right after the hot donut fresh from the fryer gets glazed. It sets up in a few seconds depending on how hot it is.

 

[morelikeasong]

that donut is melting …. I feel like I don’t want to eat a donut that is melting.

You don’t like to eat it freshly glazed?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

that donut is melting …. I feel like I don’t want to eat a donut that is melting.

You’re missing out. @morelikeasong donut is even better when it’s a little melty.

 

[morelikeasong]

You’re missing out. @morelikeasong donut is even better when it’s a little melty.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

. It sets up in a few seconds depending on how hot it is.

same donut. Same.

 

[SWR101]

This is what happens right after the hot donut fresh from the fryer gets glazed. It sets up in a few seconds depending on how hot it is.

Uh, , I need some air…

 

[Bry1313]

Dammit just as I was making my @Mr_bogey joke, Bry beat me to it

Anyways… lunch?
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You bring the donut, ill bring the glaze


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[Bry1313]

that donut is melting …. I feel like I don’t want to eat a donut that is melting.

Fine, I won’t glaze your donut

 

[Bry1313]

Is this you two before or after lunch?

Yes

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dammit just as I was making my @Mr_bogey joke, Bry beat me to it

Anyways… lunch?
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See, it's not me. It's giphy.

 

[Qky75]

that donut is melting …. I feel like I don’t want to eat a donut that is melting.

Oh but you do! ....the way the warm juice slicks right over your tongue?!? Sure it'll burn if you eat it too fast but blow on it a little....

 

[naughty_stories]

Imgur asking the real questions…
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Ok... a 24R??

 

[UnquietDreams]

I once cooked breakfast for someone naked. I say this mostly as a public safety warning, actually - hot fat does not mind where it splashes.

There is an important distinction between "naked" and "naked, but with a good apron on."

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dammit just as I was making my @Mr_bogey joke, Bry beat me to it

Anyways… lunch?
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh but you do! ....the way the warm juice slicks right over your tongue?!? Sure it'll burn if you eat it too fast but blow on it a little....

What kinda donut you eating that’s juicy?!?

Oh….wait…nvm

 

[UnquietDreams]

Me and a girl I was dating were getting busy one day (cuz I'm charming, it happens) and she kept her shirt on the whole time. Perfectly cool and fine but I kept thinking "Man, she's kicking it Winnie the Pooh" style.

I just laughed coffee out my nose. You are lucky it wasn't too hot.

 

[naughty_stories]

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This Valentine’s Day ladies …. I’m here to help you with ideas

Nah Valentines Day means a long slow teasing session of Dining ... March 14 (Steak and a BJ day) is for this pic

 

[morelikeasong]

See, it's not me. It's giphy.