Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I absolutely want realistic veiny micropenis earrings

I know a guy....

 

[MindYaBitness]

I know you too well, FIFY

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

One day my dear …. One day

I'm 100 percent never ever ever pooping in a fish bowl. Plus, I ate week old leftover shrimp the other day and I lived to tell the tale with no stomach issues at all. I'm never gonna shit anything.

 

[dawn_of_night]

So... There was a rabbit hole in that post ...

https://www.etsy.com/market/adult_toys_wholesale?ref=lp_queries_external_bottom-8

 

[dawn_of_night]

I know you too well, FIFY

I like boobs too

 

[dawn_of_night]

So you clarified the clear bowl?

Obviously.... It was clean wasn't it...

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm never gonna shit anything.

Weird flex... but ok.

 

[morelikeasong]

So... There was a rabbit hole in that post ...

https://www.etsy.com/market/adult_toys_wholesale?ref=lp_queries_external_bottom-8

I accidentally clicked that instead of holding to open it in a new incognito window. It opened in the app and I’m worried about what this has now done to my innocent Etsy algorithm

 

[dawn_of_night]

I accidentally clicked that instead of holding to open it in a new incognito window. It opened in the app and I’m worried about what this has now done to my innocent Etsy algorithm

I'm sorry.... You know I'm not the computer smart one.....
I'm surprised I even got it copy and pasted so you could see it....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I accidentally clicked that instead of holding to open it in a new incognito window. It opened in the app and I’m worried about what this has now done to my innocent Etsy algorithm

Mhmmm

 

[SWR101]

So... There was a rabbit hole in that post ...

https://www.etsy.com/market/adult_toys_wholesale?ref=lp_queries_external_bottom-8

Okay the rubber ducky flail is actually kind of cute

 

[SWR101]

I accidentally clicked that instead of holding to open it in a new incognito window. It opened in the app and I’m worried about what this has now done to my innocent Etsy algorithm

“Innocent” uh huh…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Weird flex... but ok.

Theres way too many people in this world waiting for me to shit on something I'm not supposed to

 

[SWR101]

Theres way too many people in this world waiting for me to shit on something I'm not supposed to

Welcome to the internet…

 

[dawn_of_night]

Okay the rubber ducky flail is actually kind of cute

Right ...
Like this reminds me of the time I thought it was a good idea to use crocheted"balls"

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I accidentally clicked that instead of holding to open it in a new incognito window. It opened in the app and I’m worried about what this has now done to my innocent Etsy algorithm

A whole new world just opened up for you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mhmmm

Tbf, I do assume you have an dummy account for that sorta shopping

 

[morelikeasong]

Mhmmm

“Innocent” uh huh…

 

[morelikeasong]

Tbf, I do assume you have an dummy account for that sorta shopping

I don’t do that shopping on Etsy!!
I didn’t even know that shopping existed on Etsy!

 

[SWR101]

I love those Wind in the Willows plushies!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t do that shopping on Etsy!!
I didn’t even know that shopping existed on Etsy!

This…actually surprises me a little

 

[morelikeasong]

I love those Wind in the Willows plushies!

It’s Frog and Toad! But Wind in the Willows is another major favorite for me. I love reading it to my kids in my terrible British accent (a key component, IMO)

 

[SWR101]

It’s Frog and Toad! But Wind in the Willows is another major favorite for me. I love reading it to my kids in my terrible British accent (a key component, IMO)

Clearly, why both reading them at all otherwise? (No sarcasm)

 

[UnquietDreams]

Theres way too many people in this world waiting for me to shit on something I'm not supposed to

So at least one? Because that would be way too many for me.

 

[morelikeasong]

This…actually surprises me a little

I also spent YEARS on tumblr before ever realizing there was porn there.

In fact, I think it was someone in my first go around on lit that mentioned it to me and I was so confused because I thought tumblr was just like flowers and angsty teenager quotes.