Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

I also spent YEARS on tumblr before ever realizing there was porn there.

In fact, I think it was someone in my first go around on lit that mentioned it to me and I was so confused because I thought tumblr was just like flowers and angsty teenager quotes.

I find this genuinely innocent side of you incredibly cute and endearing

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I also spent YEARS on tumblr before ever realizing there was porn there.

In fact, I think it was someone in my first go around on lit that mentioned it to me and I was so confused because I thought tumblr was just like flowers and angsty teenager quotes.

It’s good for Princesses to be pure of heart as well as mind.

Most of the time.

 

[Qky75]

It’s Frog and Toad! But Wind in the Willows is another major favorite for me. I love reading it to my kids in my terrible British accent (a key component, IMO)

I LOVE Toad!!! And of course Badger

 

[morelikeasong]

I LOVE Toad!!! And of course Badger

I love them all but Toad is definitely my favorite to read for

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[Bry1313]

Not even the worst this morning. Can I point you back to earlier today, when @Qky75 used brie to be spread on crackers as a euphemism for boobs?

And I still catch grief months later after defending my coffee milk boobs, and @Qky75 will likely get away with that

 

[Bry1313]

I'm 100 percent never ever ever pooping in a fish bowl. Plus, I ate week old leftover shrimp the other day and I lived to tell the tale with no stomach issues at all. I'm never gonna shit anything.

Everybody poops

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So at least one? Because that would be way too many for me.

I believe it's between 1 and 2, which... Agreed ... Is too much

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And I still catch grief months later after defending my coffee milk boobs, and @Qky75 will likely get away with that

If I didn't know better, I would ask if you've actually ever even seen boobs before

 

[Qky75]

And I still catch grief months later after defending my coffee milk boobs, and @Qky75 will likely get away with that

I am under protection of my badass crush whom you ALL fear

Mmmmmm Brie

Mmmmmmm crackers

Mmmmmmm boobs




I see nothing wrong here

I'm sure you can see yourself out.

 

[Bry1313]

I believe it's between 1 and 2, which... Agreed ... Is too much

When talking about people shouldn’t it be 1 or 2, not a number between 1 and 2?

 

[Bry1313]

If I didn't know better, I would ask if you've actually ever even seen boobs before

If only someone could point me towards boobs here……and how is Brie spread on crackers better than my milk art?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

When talking about people shouldn’t it be 1 or 2, not a number between 1 and 2?

I haven't decided how much I should count you as

 

[Bry1313]

I haven't decided how much I should count you as

 

[UnquietDreams]

If I didn't know better, I would ask if you've actually ever even seen boobs before

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don’t do that shopping on Etsy!!
I didn’t even know that shopping existed on Etsy!

Ooh but babe ....
Etsy is the best...
Handmade toys are phenomenal....

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am under protection of my badass crush whom you ALL fear

Bea Arthur?

 

[Qky75]

Bea Arthur?

Hells yeah!

 

[Bry1313]

Bea Arthur?

Sandra Bernhardt………..I wouldn’t fuck Sandra Bernhardt with Bea Arthur’s dick.

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[Wand3rlust]

I, too, would like to think of my boobs as cake boobs

I prefer boob cakes.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sandra Bernhardt………..I wouldn’t fuck Sandra Bernhardt with Bea Arthur’s dick.

Jeff Ross?

 

[Wand3rlust]

It’s Frog and Toad! But Wind in the Willows is another major favorite for me. I love reading it to my kids in my terrible British accent (a key component, IMO)

I was read this when I was little. Or a child. Pick one.

 

[lavendersilk]

I prefer boob cakes.

What about tittie snacks?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*Bookmarks for the next time someone asks why @SalaciousMonkey22 was afraid of @crazychemgirl*