Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

What about boobs as eggs?

With soldiers?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Wait... I'm sorry, but if this happened, I would only make that face if I wasn't also given a nerf gun. I'd be like "game on"

 

[Peter_Out]

Well shit... fucking cheese

https://ibb.co/5jhqCvF

Uh. Excuse me, if anyone needs me I'll be... uh... in my kitchen...

 

[cactusjack0584]

I loved it! It made miss having a cat!!!!

I have three. And there are some days I’d happily offer for someone to babysit them. Like at 3:15AM when they decide to parkour all over the living room…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Uh. Excuse me, if anyone needs me I'll be... uh... in my kitchen...

Why are you headed to your kitchen… without pants on? Just seems unsanitary.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why are you headed to your kitchen… without pants on? Just seems unsanitary.

I feel like your kink shaming my heroes

 

[Peter_Out]

Why are you headed to your kitchen… without pants on? Just seems unsanitary.

I once cooked breakfast for someone naked. I say this mostly as a public safety warning, actually - hot fat does not mind where it splashes.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Wait... I'm sorry, but if this happened, I would only make that face if I wasn't also given a nerf gun. I'd be like "game on"

I can't even begin to tell you how much I love this energy.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I can't even begin to tell you how much I love this energy.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I once cooked breakfast for someone naked. I say this mostly as a public safety warning, actually - hot fat does not mind where it splashes.

Did you… um.. burn the sausage…?

 

[Qky75]

"Hello. Is this the FBI's Cannibal Hotline? Oh yeah, well..."

......with some fava beans and a nice chianti

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I feel like your kink shaming my heroes

Me and a girl I was dating were getting busy one day (cuz I'm charming, it happens) and she kept her shirt on the whole time. Perfectly cool and fine but I kept thinking "Man, she's kicking it Winnie the Pooh" style.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I can't even begin to tell you how much I love this energy.

It depends. Am I all tarted up, already set a scene, or are we having a casual conversation about toys and you get playful & whip out a nerf gun. One will feel like cold water, the other is super fun foreplay

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It depends. Am I all tarted up, already set a scene, or are we having a casual conversation about toys and you get playful & whip out a perfect gun. One will feel like cold water, the other is super fun foreplay

I had the latter in my mind the former would also douse me

 

[vagrantx]

I feel like your kink shaming my heroes

Don't worry Tig, your heroes are plenty kinky!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

It depends. Am I all tarted up, already set a scene, or are we having a casual conversation about toys and you get playful & whip out a perfect gun. One will feel like cold water, the other is super fun foreplay

Oh yes, absolutely talk it out first. If it's go time it's GO TIME. Leave the cold water for after when we need hydration.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Since when does messy bother you?

Youre embarrassing me

 

[Peter_Out]

Did you… um.. burn the sausage…?

Thankfully not! What can I say? I wanted to impress her with that part of the breakfast, but instead we ended up with her applying cream to sore patches on my chest. I suppose I should be grateful that I didn't burn my chest hair off, really.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I once cooked breakfast for someone naked. I say this mostly as a public safety warning, actually - hot fat does not mind where it splashes.

Are you describing me but not using enough commas???
Hot, fat, does not mind where it splashes...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is how I know you could never be Canadian.

I'll sing O Canada and drink maple syrup if that's what it takes to come live with you

 

[Peter_Out]

Are you describing me but not using enough commas???
Hot, fat, does not mind where it splashes...

A laugh, or indeed any kind of reaction emoji, does not do that response justice! Marry me?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A laugh, or indeed any kind of reaction emoji, does not do that response justice! Marry me?

Are you Canadian?

 

[Qky75]

......with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Pardon the squirrel running across my mind straight to hell with it's tail on fire.....


But is it just me who's most shocking point in that film was the prisoner jacking off and throwing his wad at Clarice? Ok ok the first movie but still....eesh

 

[Peter_Out]

Are you Canadian?

Uh... no... Does that make a difference?