Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ah. That @Bry1313 is involved both disappoints, yet doesn't surprise me.

Tbf, CCG started it

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And look … it’s @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Wand3rlust]

Tbf, CCG started it

Today.

But did she though? Ultimately?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Today.

But did she though? Ultimately?

I mean she’s not God

I’m pretty sure.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean she’s not God

I’m pretty sure.

Isn't she though...?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean she’s not God

I’m pretty sure.

Nope, she's Daddy

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nope, she's Daddy

 

[crazychemgirl]

How did I miss your milk boob arts. I'm intrigued

You didn’t miss much.

I’m genuinely concerned @Bry1313 is unaware of what boobs are supposed to look like.


Cuz he also thinks girls laying down boobs look like eggs.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Today.

But did she though? Ultimately?

I fucking love you

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nope, she's Daddy

I swear GIPHY has a thing against Angelina Jolie cuz it’s never there when I want it.

Tenor always has it.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I swear GIPHY has a thing against Angelina Jolie cuz it’s never there when I want it.

Tenor always has it.

That's because Tenor is better by a wide margin

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Cuz he also thinks girls laying down boobs look like eggs.

@Bry1313 I get what you're saying. I'm not going to let you die on this hill alone

 

[MindYaBitness]

That's because Tenor is better by a wide margin

I end up either making my own, or importing tenor gifs to giphy

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I end up either making my own, or importing tenor gifs to giphy

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh that's what I have to do? I have to make an account and stuff. Guh

 

[crazychemgirl]

I end up either making my own, or importing tenor gifs to giphy

I think it deleted the one you made me of Angelina Jolie

 

[MindYaBitness]

@Bry1313 I get what you're saying. I'm not going to let you die on this hill alone

I've had my boobs compared to a lot of things, and had some really questionable poetry dedicated to them as well, but eggs have never been on list of odes & euphemism.

I kinda feel y'all are projecting, since you're the one's with  juevos

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh that's what I have to do? I have to make an account and stuff. Guh

Just use your pornhub account and change a letter. That’s what I….uhhh…hear is a good plan.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've had my boobs compared to a lot of things, and had some really questionable poetry dedicated to them as well, but eggs have never been on list of odes & euphemism.

I kinda feel y'all are projecting, since you're the one's with  juevos

*checks boobs*

Checks out.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think it deleted the one you made me of Angelina Jolie

You mean this one?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Just use your pornhub account and change a letter. That’s what I….uhhh…hear is a good plan.

Ahhhhh cornhub. My favorite place to see some sensual shucking. Say that five times fast

 

[crazychemgirl]

You mean his one?

You are a goddess among us.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I've had my boobs compared to a lot of things, and had some really questionable poetry dedicated to them as well, but eggs have never been on list of odes & euphemism.

I kinda feel y'all are projecting, since you're the one's with  juevos

Might wanna go get a towel to sit on before you read this. You've been warned


Two soft orbs, delicate and round,
Like eggs that nestle, safe and sound.
Smooth as silk, a tender touch,
Curves that beckon, tempt, and clutch.

Whispering warmth, a quiet thrill,
Like morning sun, they tease, they fill.
Golden yolk within their shell,
Secrets soft, untold, to tell.

They sway with grace, they rise, they fall,
A rhythm sweet, an alluring call.
Eggs of life, of lust, of love,
A perfect shape, a gift from above.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You are a goddess among us.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Might wanna go get a towel to sit on before you read this. You've been warned


Two soft orbs, delicate and round,
Like eggs that nestle, safe and sound.
Smooth as silk, a tender touch,
Curves that beckon, tempt, and clutch.

Whispering warmth, a quiet thrill,
Like morning sun, they tease, they fill.
Golden yolk within their shell,
Secrets soft, untold, to tell.

They sway with grace, they rise, they fall,
A rhythm sweet, an alluring call.
Eggs of life, of lust, of love,
A perfect shape, a gift from above.

Isn’t that the riddle Bilbo used to beat Gollum?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Might wanna go get a towel to sit on before you read this. You've been warned


Two soft orbs, delicate and round,
Like eggs that nestle, safe and sound.
Smooth as silk, a tender touch,
Curves that beckon, tempt, and clutch.

Whispering warmth, a quiet thrill,
Like morning sun, they tease, they fill.
Golden yolk within their shell,
Secrets soft, untold, to tell.

They sway with grace, they rise, they fall,
A rhythm sweet, an alluring call.
Eggs of life, of lust, of love,
A perfect shape, a gift from above.

Proof that nen will masterbate to anything

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Proof that nen will masterbate to anything

FTR, I ain’t touching nothing.