MindYaBitness
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The only time I use the fake stuff is for my great grandma's pancake recipe, because it's nostalgic
Sex & Shenanigans
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Bry1313
Cock Club 🐓
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Some traditions need to be broken
UnquietDreams
Shy, innocent lamb.
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A. You made me go to Google.
B. I played with that for far too long, giggling.
I hate you right now.
MindYaBitness
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MindYaBitness
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They were products of The Great Depression. It's more a reminder of how they scripted & saved, the sacrifices they made. It's truly just nostalgia, but if I want to get really into it if serve it out of old cottage cheese containers
crazychemgirl
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No you don’t.
crazychemgirl
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This is how I know you could never be Canadian.
crazychemgirl
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What about boobs as eggs?
MindYaBitness
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I loved it! It made miss having a cat!!!!
MrMakersMark
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Autocorrect is the first A.I.
Whoever invented it is pure nutsack vinegar, and should be made to publicly cut from his hand, his wife's favorite finger.
Wand3rlust
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With soldiers?
Chloe_Harper
Graceful Brat Always
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Wait... I'm sorry, but if this happened, I would only make that face if I wasn't also given a nerf gun. I'd be like "game on"
Uh. Excuse me, if anyone needs me I'll be... uh... in my kitchen...
cactusjack0584
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I have three. And there are some days I’d happily offer for someone to babysit them. Like at 3:15AM when they decide to parkour all over the living room…
cactusjack0584
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Why are you headed to your kitchen… without pants on? Just seems unsanitary.
MindYaBitness
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I once cooked breakfast for someone naked. I say this mostly as a public safety warning, actually - hot fat does not mind where it splashes.
NRJLIVES4ever
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I can't even begin to tell you how much I love this energy.Wait... I'm sorry, but if this happened, I would only make that face if I wasn't also given a nerf gun. I'd be like "game on"
Chloe_Harper
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I can't even begin to tell you how much I love this energy.
cactusjack0584
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Did you… um.. burn the sausage…?
Qky75
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......with some fava beans and a nice chianti
NRJLIVES4ever
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Me and a girl I was dating were getting busy one day (cuz I'm charming, it happens) and she kept her shirt on the whole time. Perfectly cool and fine but I kept thinking "Man, she's kicking it Winnie the Pooh" style.I feel like your kink shaming my heroes
MindYaBitness
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I can't even begin to tell you how much I love this energy.
It depends. Am I all tarted up, already set a scene, or are we having a casual conversation about toys and you get playful & whip out a nerf gun. One will feel like cold water, the other is super fun foreplay
NRJLIVES4ever
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Chloe_Harper
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I had the latter in my mind
the former would also douse meSimilar threads
