Sex & Shenanigans

99.99% sure I would NOT be sated or satiated by just watching, and would need the guys there focused on me.

Also, it annoys me in gangbang porn when where are some guys just standing around stroking it, waiting for their turn…and it annoys me even more when there’s more than 1 guy trying to shove their cocks in the woman’s mouth at the same damn time. Me plus up to 5 guys seems like it would be the right number. 3 holes and 2 tits, every single guy there should make himself useful somehow 😜
Earn your place, dammit! 🤣

If you can't find something to fuck or suck, go get some Gatorade for those of us actually trying here.
 
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Unrelated to movie reactions... but I need to know! I was having a conversation with a friend and this memory popped up in my brain... anyone else have one of these bad boys back in the day?
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Mine wasn't Sesame Street themed, but I definitely had a record player like that.
 
Ok anyone got anything besides crying?!
I cry in a lot of movies. My kid makes jokes about me getting salt in my eyes from the popcorn.

As for other reactions, David Cronenberg does some amazing body horror. I was in the theater watching Scanners when I was a young teenager. It is about a group of psychics with varying powers called "scanners." There is a scene early on where Micheal Ironside's character, the villain who wants to kill the others so he is the only one, sneaks into a marketing event where another scanner is exhibiting his power to a group of investors. Ironside and the other scanner get into a silent mental fight, and with a combination of telepathy and telekinesis, blows the other guys head up on stage, violently.

It had been such a tense build up, when his head explodes, which I did not expect, I jerked back violently in my seat, and I guess I rolled my eyes back in my head when I did. I felt an incredible, almost blinding pain in my head from the muscles in my eyes, almost like a muscle strain. And every time I see that movie -- and I am a Cronenberg fan-- I get a phantom pain in my right eye at that scene.
 
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