Sex & Shenanigans

No apologies needed, it was only asked yesterday. This thread moves fast, but we still get people popping in to answer the question on page 1.
That’s a hard movie to watch. As good and important as it is, I don’t think I’d be able to rewatch. Same with Grave of Fireflies…even though that one is animated, it destroyed me 😭
Really good movies I will only watch once (a partial list)
Se7en
Irréversible
When the Wind Blows
Hotel Rwanda
Come and See
Dancer in the Dark
Uncut Gems
 
Really good movies I will only watch once (a partial list)
Se7en
Irréversible
When the Wind Blows
Hotel Rwanda
Come and See
Dancer in the Dark
Uncut Gems
I've heard enough about Irreversible to know I absolutely wouldn't be able to get through it.
Dancer In The Dark wrecked me. And When The Wind Blows has a home in the most tender part of my heart.
I'd add American History X to amazing but never again movies
 
I've heard enough about Irreversible to know I absolutely wouldn't be able to get through it.
Yes, and the whole movie being in reverse is just soul crushing when you get to the happy beginning. The utterly brutal, unflinching rape scene is important, but I understand why people got up and left the theater.
Dancer In The Dark wrecked me. And When The Wind Blows has a home in the most tender part of my heart.
I'd add American History X to amazing but never again movies
Yes, to all of that.
 
So, let me see if I have this right. You're offering to let him get behind your gorgeous backside while he awaits his turn with @MindYaBitness delectable caboose?
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Shhhh, don't say that so loud or you'll have competition and @Indie will have her hands full!
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That only really works for the first guy. The rest of us will be behind him. No offense to @Apisto42 but his isn't the butt I'm salivating over.
Then again, that might be a relief to him. Not having to worry about the guy behind him getting all "Grr! Nice ass, buddy."

EDIT: Also, it wouldn't be @Indie 's hands that would be full... 😛
 
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That only really works for the first guy. The rest of us will be behind him. No offense to @Apisto42 but his isn't the butt I'm salivating over.
Then again, that might be a relief to him. Not having to worry about the guy behind him getting all "Grr! Nice ass, buddy."

EDIT: Also, it wouldn't be @Indie 's hands that would be full... 😛
Yeah, if I was “waiting” in line behind @Indie i would be occupied.
 
Probably just as well, coffee prices are likely to skyrocket this year, unless you like the abomination that is chicory 😜
Ewww. I had to look up what chicory coffee was, and no thank you. Gonna stick with my:

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Well....we have tried a pinch of coffee ground under the eyelid..
... and to absorb caffeine through the testicular membrane.

Fun and games.

There is one other tactic...but I am reluctant to share it.
Its known by a few different names down in the Coffee belt.
The Columbian rocket ship.
Also called the Guatamlan tea-jerker.
Or the Brazillian bonfire.. or the Bonfire of the Sanities.

Just need some coarsley ground dark roast.. a straw.. a piece of wood.. and someone to blow it up your urethra.
 
Well....we have tried a pinch of coffee ground under the eyelid..
... and to absorb caffeine through the testicular membrane.

Fun and games.

There is one other tactic...but I am reluctant to share it.
Its known by a few different names down in the Coffee belt.
The Columbian rocket ship.
Also called the Guatamlan tea-jerker.
Or the Brazillian bonfire.. or the Bonfire of the Sanities.

Just need some coarsley ground dark roast.. a straw.. a piece of wood.. and someone to blow it up your urethra.
Wow. That sounds dangerous and painful!



And when I asked my wife, she said, "Nice try, perv."
 
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