Smart-alec Answers

[Kajira Callista]

why do you look like the statue of liberty fungiug?

 

[FungiUg]

It's the dress, isn't it?

 

[RJMasters]

Re: It's time for a pole

Waaaaaaaaaaaaay past time (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

Laughs at Red

Too funny

 

[D's mariposa]

"Give me your subbies, your slaves,

Your huddled wenches yearning to be beaten free, "

 

[Kajira Callista]

"Give me your subbies, your slaves,

Your huddled wenches yearning to be beaten free, "

lololol

 

[OregonGal]

so Fungi, can tourists explore your insides???

 

[FungiUg]

so Fungi, can tourists explore your insides???

I haven't seen much of a market for it...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

brutal rape fantasies....

... lead me not into temptation ...

 

[snowy ciara]

 

[FungiUg]

Dom/me "Thought of the Day" calendar

...which just goes to show that we Doms can't spell!

shamefaced

 

[rydia57]

Get out!! Who'd a thunk it?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

AngelicAssassin

And though it's been said, many times, many ways, Merry ...

quite contrary.

Add this one to the pile, ad nauseam.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

The way to a Dominant's heart

"Why a spoon cousin? Why not a knife, or an ax ..."

"Because it's dull you twit ... It'll hurt more."

 

[FungiUg]

Thank you, Sheriff.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Thank you, Sheriff.

Got tights?

 

[blue kat]

Re: The way to a Dominant's heart

"Why a spoon cousin? Why not a knife, or an ax ..."

"Because it's dull you twit ... It'll hurt more."

*tips hat, grins, wanders out.. *

 

[snowy ciara]

From a travelogue on tv tonight, about Germany.

The Bavarian Alps are serviced by a narrow gauge railroad that departs from the train station.

Where else is a narrow gauge RAILROAD going to depart from? The Marina? The used car lot?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

saturday night....

And straight to the head of the line he moves.

 

[FungiUg]

Is he any good at "head" though?

 

[snowy ciara]

or just wandering lost in the head.. Hope he washes his hands!

 

[FungiUg]

Curious

... Very curious.

You have to roll the R's to get this one.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

When is forgiveness devine????

When you spell divine wrong.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Moderation sucks

Ok FU ... i gave you almost 34 hours to rip this straight line ... and i'm an impatient bastard.

But does it swallow?

 

[FungiUg]

Ah hell... sometimes I just can't be bothered with the easy ones.

 

[FungiUg]

What makes a good submissive?

Not to be confused with "What makes a submissive good"!