Smart-alec Answers

[OregonGal]

all of a sudden passion suddenly

ya think it happened without warning?

 

[FungiUg]

Cleanliness is Next to Domliness?

What can I say? The dog ate part of my dictionary?

 

[FungiUg]

Fisting... it ROCKS!!!

With rocks? Geez, but some people are just downright kinky!

 

[FungiUg]

BDSM D/s and handicaps

And who said BDSM wasn't like golf?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Some hot wax help needed

Wax on ... Wax off ... Wax on ... Wax off

 

[Guest]

Re: Some hot wax help needed

Wax on ... Wax off ... Wax on ... Wax off

Waxing poetic again?????

Melt the damn wax ...pour it on the person that is tied down...
If the screaming is understandable ...you probably should stop.

Oh wait...This isn't the Sadist thread is it?????

 

[AngelicAssassin]

If the screaming is understandable ...

the wax ain't hot enough ...

 

[Guest]

Re: If the screaming is understandable ...

the wax ain't hot enough ...

Well...I didn't say what to stop "for" ..Now did I???

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Need help starting

i'm sure DVS has jumper cables lying around here someplace ...

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Need help starting

i'm sure DVS has jumper cables lying around here someplace ...

OMG yes, and he has THE best chair...

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Need help starting

i'm sure DVS has jumper cables lying around here someplace ...

Aww hell, ya beat me to it!


Well, you didn't exactly beat me, but well, you know what I mean!

 

[FungiUg]

SAMMY Subs

But what about we SAMMY doms, huh? Does anyone ever think about us? Nooooo....

*pouts*

 

[FungiUg]

wow what a night

late september back in '63,
what a very special time for me,
what a lady, what a night...

 

[Wednesday'sRose]

Re: wow what a night

late september back in '63,
what a very special time for me,
what a lady, what a night...

At least I'm not the only one that actually remembers that song!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Re: SAMMY Subs

But what about we SAMMY doms, huh? Does anyone ever think about us? Nooooo....

*pouts*

*pets FungiUg*

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Re: wow what a night

At least I'm not the only one that actually remembers that song!

Of course, '63 is a few years before I was born... but with a handy dandy time machine, all things are possible!

 

[Wednesday'sRose]

Re: Re: Re: wow what a night

Of course, '63 is a few years before I was born... but with a handy dandy time machine, all things are possible!

Hey, '63 was 22 years before I was born, but I grew up on oldies so it's all good. I know a lot of random songs from random genres of music. It comes from being really bored as a child with far too much access to MTV and VH1.

 

[FungiUg]

Well, that's all good and well. But what the hell's my excuse for knowing that song, huh?

(Takes himself out and slaps himself around, trying to torture an answer out of himself...)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Labels Labels labels....

Pick something original, or at least get your thread title consistent.

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Labels Labels labels....

Pick something original, or at least get your thread title consistent.

You're just annoyed because you've already come up with the uber-meta-label.

 

[redelicious]

It's time for a pole

Waaaaaaaaaaaaay past time (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

 

[Guest]

Well, that's all good and well. But what the hell's my excuse for knowing that song, huh?

(Takes himself out and slaps himself around, trying to torture an answer out of himself...)

Well...That explains why all the people are jumping around with their hands up.....

 

[FungiUg]

Why do people lie...

Because if we stood up all the time, all the blood would pool in our feet and we'd end up idiots.

Hmmm... there could be something in that!

 

[FungiUg]

This girl wants to date me

Visions of carbon-14 dating techniques...

 

[FungiUg]

Dissection of The Slut

Adds a whole new meaning to Knife Play...