Snake's Lair

[snake0067]

On her way to work one morning
Down a path alongside the lake
A tender-hearted woman
Saw a poor half-frozen snake
His pretty coloured skin had been
All frosted with the dew
"Oh faith" she cried. "I'll take you in
And I'll take care of you."

"Take me in, tender woman.
Take me in, for Heaven's sake.
Take me in, tender woman,
Sighed the snake

Now she wrapped him up all cosy
In a comforter of silk
And then laid him by the fireside
With some honey and some milk
She hurried home from work that night
As soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she'd
Taken in had been revived

"Take me in, tender woman.
Take me in, for Heaven's sake.
Take me in, tender woman."
Sighed the snake

She clutched him to her bosom
"You're so beautiful, she cried
"But if I hadn't brought you in
By now you might have died."
Well she stroked his pretty skin again
And then kissed and held him tight
But, instead of saying "Thanks"
The snake gave her a vicious bite

"Take me in, tender woman.
Take me in, for Heaven's sake.
Take me in, tender woman."
Sighed the snake

"I saved you, cried that woman
"And you've bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous
And now I'm gonna die!"
"Hah, shut up, silly woman,
Said that reptile, with a grin
"You knew darned well I was a snake,
Before you took me in."

"Aw, take me in, tender woman.
Take me in, for Heaven's sake.
Take me in, tender woman."
Sighed the snake
Sighed the snake
Sighed the snake
"Aw, you better take me in, tender woman,
Sighed the snake

You trying to say something about me with this?

 

[LadyAria]

You trying to say something about me with this?

I just thought you'd like a song with your name in it

 

[snake0067]

I just thought you'd like a song with your name in it

Ah, okay thought you might be saying I betrayed your confidence or something.

They are some pretty good lyrics actually.

 

[LadyAria]

Ah, okay thought you might be saying I betrayed your confidence or something.

They are some pretty good lyrics actually.

No, you still my one and only snakey.

 

[snake0067]

No, you still my one and only snakey.

I'd totally bite you right now.

 

[LadyAria]

I'll have to remember not to hold you to my bosom.

I'm not sure if you are poisonous or not.

 

[snake0067]

I'll have to remember not to hold you to my bosom.

I'm not sure if you are poisonous or not.

Nah, I'm harmless.

Funny, I figured if anyone liked bitemarks it'd be you.

 

[asian_princess]

Hey SnakeySnookums.

What did i tell you about PMs?

unless they're filled with reasons why you kiss the ground i walk on, it'll take me at least a week to reply

*ruffles your hair*

how you feeling, hon?

 

[snake0067]

Hey SnakeySnookums.

What did i tell you about PMs?

unless they're filled with reasons why you kiss the ground i walk on, it'll take me at least a week to reply

*ruffles your hair*

how you feeling, hon?

hardy har har


Feeling better, but the sick is kinda lingering.

 

[asian_princess]

hardy har har


Feeling better, but the sick is kinda lingering.

*grins* i don't jest

need a nurse?
I'm sure I have a halloween costume hanging around somewhere...


btw..wtf was that pic you sent the other day?!?! give a girl a little warning. i have chaste eyes!

 

[snake0067]

*grins* i don't jest

need a nurse?
I'm sure I have a halloween costume hanging around somewhere...


btw..wtf was that pic you sent the other day?!?! give a girl a little warning. i have chaste eyes!

Well I'd rather kiss you than the dirt.

Doesn't sound bad.

Yeah, pretend you didn't like it.

 

[asian_princess]

Well I'd rather kiss you than the dirt.

Doesn't sound bad.

Yeah, pretend you didn't like it.

I'd ask you how you know what kissing dirt is like, but i'm slightly afraid of the answer.

*puckers*

*stops puckering*

did you wash your mouth after you kissed the dirt?

i'm not pretending nuthin; i just asked you what it was...i've never seen one of those before...

 

[snake0067]

I'd ask you how you know what kissing dirt is like, but i'm slightly afraid of the answer.

*puckers*

*stops puckering*

did you wash your mouth after you kissed the dirt?

i'm not pretending nuthin; i just asked you what it was...i've never seen one of those before...

Weren't you a kid once?

Meh, I'd be more worried about me coughing in your face.

Oh yeah, I believe that.

 

[asian_princess]

Weren't you a kid once?

Meh, I'd be more worried about me coughing in your face.

Oh yeah, I believe that.

yeah. but i didnt find it necessary to put brown lumpy stuff in my mouth.

unless it was chocolate.

*flings a spoonful of chocolate pudding at you*

 

[snake0067]

yeah. but i didnt find it necessary to put brown lumpy stuff in my mouth.

unless it was chocolate.

*flings a spoonful of chocolate pudding at you*

mmm pudding

*poke*

 

[asian_princess]

mmm pudding

*poke*

ow.

at least put a marshmallow at the end of that skewer before you poke me.

 

[snake0067]

ow.

at least put a marshmallow at the end of that skewer before you poke me.

neva

*poke*

 

[rozezwild]

ow.

at least put a marshmallow at the end of that skewer before you poke me.

hi sexy -- you never stop by no more

 

[asian_princess]

hi sexy -- you never stop by no more

WILDCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD!!!

*pounces*

I sowwee... been kinda awol but I'm back!

let's make a mess here in Snakey's thread!!

*gets ready for a wildchildappyhumpify session to end all sessions!!*


*gets distracted by your sigline*

daaaaayyyyyummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[asian_princess]

neva

*poke*

*plucks your beard hair by hair*

 

[rozezwild]

WILDCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD!!!

*pounces*

I sowwee... been kinda awol but I'm back!

let's make a mess here in Snakey's thread!!

*gets ready for a wildchildappyhumpify session to end all sessions!!*


*gets distracted by your sigline*

daaaaayyyyyummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

i know they are pretty hawt aint dey??


snatches my appy and starts to humpify her

NO MORE awols unless you tell me -- i was sad

 

[asian_princess]

i know they are pretty hawt aint dey??


snatches my appy and starts to humpify her

NO MORE awols unless you tell me -- i was sad

*giggles* we should make an appywildchild one *nods*

I'm just glad to see you stopped the waterworks honey...THAT made me sad

no more awols.... appy's gonna get a toy now too!!

lol and not one that needs batteries

*huggles you so so so tight*

i missed getting my butt stalked by my WildChild!!

 

[snake0067]

*plucks your beard hair by hair*

chicks dig the fuzz

 

[asian_princess]

chicks dig the fuzz

well that explains your back.

 

[rozezwild]

*giggles* we should make an appywildchild one *nods*

I'm just glad to see you stopped the waterworks honey...THAT made me sad

no more awols.... appy's gonna get a toy now too!!

lol and not one that needs batteries

*huggles you so so so tight*

i missed getting my butt stalked by my WildChild!!

that bummmm is HAWT