snake0067
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I'm a very not hairy guy actually.asian_princess said:![]()
well that explains your back.
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I'm a very not hairy guy actually.asian_princess said:![]()
well that explains your back.
Oh. I must've gotten you confused with Lucy. My bad...snake0067 said:I'm a very not hairy guy actually.
Why are you so mean to me?asian_princess said:Oh. I must've gotten you confused with Lucy. My bad...
you made me kiss dirt indirectly!snake0067 said:Why are you so mean to me?![]()
Well you shouldn't have lips that beg to be kissed.asian_princess said:you made me kiss dirt indirectly!
*poke*
woah.snake0067 said:Well you shouldn't have lips that beg to be kissed.
*pokepoke*
Story of our love no?asian_princess said:woah.
that line almost worked.
you've been taking lessons, my little pookums![]()
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*leans in... bracing my hands on your chest...and presses my lips gently against your cheek...and...blows a raspberry*
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I said...almost.![]()
*pokepokepoke!*
We have a Love Story?!snake0067 said:Story of our love no?![]()
*pokepokepokepoke*

Oprah maybe?asian_princess said:We have a Love Story?!
Who's going to play you in the telemovie?
is it G-rated?![]()
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You just want to do it with Dr Phil.snake0067 said:Oprah maybe?
Considering how much I masturbate, no.
Yeah, that's my plan.asian_princess said:You just want to do it with Dr Phil.
oh. is that why it was taking you so long to reply before.
I told you. The chaffing will never heal if you keep going at it.
*Poke x whatever number we're up to now.*

Kendra!kendra1980 said:Peekin in to check on you.
You feeling better?![]()
Yeah I'm doing all the right stuff.Gracie29 said:*stoppin' in to nag you*
Still takin' your medicine, gettin' plenty of rest and drinkin' lots of fluids? And I don't mean the kinda fluids Appysnort's been drinkin'.
SnakeI do hope you feel better soon, hon.

snake0067 said:Yeah I'm doing all the right stuff.
Thanks.![]()

Gracie29 said:*points* I see a heart! You used a heart! You still love me? It's been hours! A new record. Yay!!!
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Well that's no fun.Gracie29 said:Snake! A lady never tells . . .![]()
snake0067 said:Well that's no fun.![]()
Ah well, I'm better for you than him (or her) anyways, unless its appy.

MwahahahaGracie29 said:Snort! You've put me in a difficult position . . . if I say my crush was Appysnort, I'd be lyin'. If I say it wasn't . . . she'll be in here kickin' my ass in a bit. *sighs* (Appysnort, I SO know you're readin' this and I loves you)
*nods* You'd never do me wrong, right?![]()
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snake0067 said:Mwahahaha
I might, I can be an airhead at times.
Yep, dude, you're totally stuck with me. Pretty soon you'll be introducin' me the way my local Starbucks does . . . "This is Gracie. She's our local fungus."