Snake's Lair

[asian_princess]

Ha snakes don't use chairs!

that's too bad...

i was really in the mood to perve on a snake butt.

*sighs*

 

[snake0067]

that's too bad...

i was really in the mood to perve on a snake butt.

*sighs*

*crawls and lies out on Appy's lap*

 

[asian_princess]

*crawls and lies out on Appy's lap*

awww.. nice snakeywakeypoodlebum.

*pats the snake and spots something that looks like legs*

what are you using to crawl with??

OMG?!

are you really a lizard?!!!!!!

 

[rozezwild]

*sneaks in and leave a whoopee cushion on snakes chair and scampers out* ​

Damn it -- wtf Appy that was my chair

 

[snake0067]

awww.. nice snakeywakeypoodlebum.

*pats the snake and spots something that looks like legs*

what are you using to crawl with??

OMG?!

are you really a lizard?!!!!!!

larger constrictors and whatnot actually have like little mini back appendages which are actually nothing more than a small claw.

I think you're confused by what appendages you're looking at though.

 

[rozezwild]

awww.. nice snakeywakeypoodlebum.

*pats the snake and spots something that looks like legs*

what are you using to crawl with??

OMG?!

are you really a lizard?!!!!!!

Oh hell she found you out -- you are soooooooooo in for it

 

[rozezwild]

larger constrictors and whatnot actually have like little mini back appendages which are actually nothing more than a small claw.

I think you're confused by what appendages you're looking at though.

 

[snake0067]

oh come on what did you expect?

 

[asian_princess]

Damn it -- wtf Appy that was my chair

lmfaooooooooo

yeah right.

*pats your bum*

i know you pooted!!

*humps you anyway*

i have other plans for your booty wildchild

 

[asian_princess]

larger constrictors and whatnot actually have like little mini back appendages which are actually nothing more than a small claw.

I think you're confused by what appendages you're looking at though.

small being the operative word

*continues patting snake*

 

[snake0067]

small being the operative word

*continues patting snake*

Yur lucky I you so much

 

[rozezwild]

oh come on what did you expect?

nothing more than you

 

[asian_princess]

Yur lucky I you so much

awwwww, lucky me

stop wriggling!!!

don't make me clamp you

 

[rozezwild]

lmfaooooooooo

yeah right.

*pats your bum*

i know you pooted!!

*humps you anyway*

i have other plans for your booty wildchild

MMMMMMMMMM do tell my love do tell

 

[Lady Reiha]

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[rozezwild]

Yur lucky I you so much

HOLD THE FUCKING BOAT

what you doing with my eyes?

 

[snake0067]

nothing more than you

Think I've carved out a little niche here, of course it helps to have a billion posts.

awwwww, lucky me

stop wriggling!!!

don't make me clamp you

AAAH the clamps *whimpers*

Pu-Puweeeese don't.

 

[snake0067]

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Oh yeah that's not what your mama said!

WOOT WOOT WOOT

 

[asian_princess]

MMMMMMMMMM do tell my love do tell

*grabs snake and whips him across your butt cheek*

 

[rozezwild]

Think I've carved out a little niche here, of course it helps to have a billion posts.



AAAH the clamps *whimpers*

Pu-Puweeeese don't.

you mean like me and others

Looks over at her post count
nah i am not a post slut at all

 

[asian_princess]

: AAAH the clamps *whimpers*

Pu-Puweeeese don't.

you don't know what the clamps are, siwwy snake.

*puts my thighs away*

oh well...

 

[rozezwild]

*grabs snake and whips him across your butt cheek*

damn that is gonna leave a mark my dear--- you better it and make it all better

 

[asian_princess]

you mean like me and others

Looks over at her post count
nah i am not a post slut at all

course not my wildchildsweeteyhoneylove.

i would never limit you to just a POST slut

 

[Lady Reiha]

Oh yeah that's not what your mama said!

WOOT WOOT WOOT

Hangover avoidance is a three-part battle:

Before: Eat a large dinner. Lay down a base of fat and carbs. Pizza is a good start.

During: Pace yourself. This isn't a contest (unless it's a contest, in which case: Wooo!). Drink water and snack throughout. At the end of the night, pound water and eat something. If you can, get a traditional American breakfast on the way home: eggs, bacon, pancakes, hash browns. And more water. Sit with your buddies and rehash the evening (if you already hashed that evening, you'll be hungry already). Fail to notice that none of you scored.

After: If you can handle a full breakfast, hit it. You want salt, water, and carbs. If you can't do that and you're in "I'll never drink again" mode, you still need fluid, salt, and fuel. You are dehydrated, so water and salt are your friends. If nothing else, you need something to throw up in order to avoid the dry heaves. The answer is Chicken Noodle Soup. Get a can of Campbell's out of the cupboard and nuke it for 3 minutes, sit quietly and sip. You're rehydratating here, and soup is easy on the stomach. If you can, chase the soup with Doritos or potato chips to soak up stomach acid. Worst case scenario, the soup comes right back up. This will get excess stomach acid out of your system (the hard way), and you'll feel better afterwards. Brush your teeth and eat more soup.

If you're going out drinking with the full intention of coming home blind puking drunk, I recommend buying soup, chips, aspirin, Theraflu, and bottled water beforehand. Also, clean your bathroom. As I found out during last weekend's bout with food poisoning, the only thing worse than lying on the bathroom floor trying to throw up is doing it in a filthy bathroom.

"Spockmate!"

 

[rozezwild]

course not my wildchildsweeteyhoneylove.

i would never limit you to just a POST slut

Oh and what else would you call me my humpylovinsexyhotmomma??