Snake's Lair

[rozezwild]

Hangover avoidance is a three-part battle:

Before: Eat a large dinner. Lay down a base of fat and carbs. Pizza is a good start.

During: Pace yourself. This isn't a contest (unless it's a contest, in which case: Wooo!). Drink water and snack throughout. At the end of the night, pound water and eat something. If you can, get a traditional American breakfast on the way home: eggs, bacon, pancakes, hash browns. And more water. Sit with your buddies and rehash the evening (if you already hashed that evening, you'll be hungry already). Fail to notice that none of you scored.

After: If you can handle a full breakfast, hit it. You want salt, water, and carbs. If you can't do that and you're in "I'll never drink again" mode, you still need fluid, salt, and fuel. You are dehydrated, so water and salt are your friends. If nothing else, you need something to throw up in order to avoid the dry heaves. The answer is Chicken Noodle Soup. Get a can of Campbell's out of the cupboard and nuke it for 3 minutes, sit quietly and sip. You're rehydratating here, and soup is easy on the stomach. If you can, chase the soup with Doritos or potato chips to soak up stomach acid. Worst case scenario, the soup comes right back up. This will get excess stomach acid out of your system (the hard way), and you'll feel better afterwards. Brush your teeth and eat more soup.

If you're going out drinking with the full intention of coming home blind puking drunk, I recommend buying soup, chips, aspirin, Theraflu, and bottled water beforehand. Also, clean your bathroom. As I found out during last weekend's bout with food poisoning, the only thing worse than lying on the bathroom floor trying to throw up is doing it in a filthy bathroom.

"Spockmate!"

Damn i knew i forgot to clean something

 

[snake0067]

*grabs snake and whips him across your butt cheek*

....I like this

you mean like me and others

Looks over at her post count
nah i am not a post slut at all

We gotta stick close *slides over* together

you don't know what the clamps are, siwwy snake.

*puts my thighs away*

oh well...

*bangs head against wall*

What's it called when a snake kills itself?

 

[rozezwild]

....I like this


We gotta stick close *slides over* together


*bangs head against wall*

What's it called when a snake kills itself?

snakicide

 

[snake0067]

snakicide

Don't smile about it.

 

[rozezwild]

Don't smile about it.

cant help it

 

[asian_princess]

*bangs head against wall*

What's it called when a snake kills itself?

anover perv bites da dust!

 

[snake0067]

anover perv bites da dust!

you've racked up quite a total I bet.

 

[rozezwild]

you've racked up quite a total I bet.

Hey Back off the APpy and no one gets hurt

Understand??

 

[Lady Reiha]

Damn i knew i forgot to clean something

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Flip open cap. Squeeze cream onto palm. Gently apply cream evenly and completely to cover hair with a thick, even layer. Do not rub in. After 5 to 6 minutes test a small area. If hair does not wipe off easily, leave on a little longer. Do not exceed 10 minutes. For especially coarse or hard to remove hair, saturate hair with lukewarm water for several minutes, pat dry and then apply product.

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Warnings:



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Irritation or allergic reaction may occur with some people even after prior use without adverse effect. Therefore, test before each use by applying Nair cream on a small part of the area where the hair is to be removed. Follow directions and wait 24 hours. If skin appears normal proceed to full application. Do not use on irritated, inflamed or broken skin. Keep away from eyes. Should Nair cream touch the eyes, wash thoroughly with lukewarm water. If irritation occurs, consult your physician. Do not use on head or face, around eyes, in nose, in ears, on nipples, perianal or genital areas. Keep out of reach of children.


love this product. You have to apply it thick. It smells like cucumbers until it starts burning the hair, then you're rinsing it off anyway. I have sensitive skin and there was no rash either. If you follow the directions you should have no problems. I'm on my 4th bottle.
-- Bill on April 15, 2007
This is greatest thing since sliced bread! It works correctly if you follow the directions, people! To avoid getting any type of skin irritation or "burns" you must make sure to apply this cream to DRY skin only... your skin cannot be wet, or even the least bit moist. You should not wash it off using water either, but rather only use a damp cloth to wipe away all the hair. Just read the directions, it's all there. Too many people rush into using this cream and as a result do not use it per the directions... and this is how they end up receiving these skin irritations you read about.
-- Robert, Catasauqua, PA on April 1, 2007
Removed the hair on my husband's back, but it caused him to break out badly the next two weeks.
-- Anonymous on January 1, 2007

 

[asian_princess]

you've racked up quite a total I bet.

what about my rack??

 

[rozezwild]

Sneaky feeling here

 

[asian_princess]

Hey Back off the APpy and no one gets hurt

Understand??

*giggles and flashes wildchild out of pure love *

 

[rozezwild]

*giggles and flashes wildchild out of pure love *

falls over outta love -- waiting for mouth to mouth so i can humpy her

 

[snake0067]

Hey Back off the APpy and no one gets hurt

Understand??

But I like it when she hurts me.

what about my rack??

Its behind on the getting squeezed quota.

 

[asian_princess]

falls over outta love -- waiting for mouth to mouth so i can humpy her

Wildchild down!! wildchild down!!!

*runs over and stops for a moment to put on some yummy cherry watermelon lip gloss before giving mouth to mouth*

 

[rozezwild]

Wildchild down!! wildchild down!!!

*runs over and stops for a moment to put on some yummy cherry watermelon lip gloss before giving mouth to mouth*

MMMMMMMMMMMM watermelons -- damn that is good -- i knew i lovered you from the start

Eda ta add: HUMPY HUMPY on me APpy

 

[snake0067]

Wildchild down!! wildchild down!!!

*runs over and stops for a moment to put on some yummy cherry watermelon lip gloss before giving mouth to mouth*

Watermelon is my favorite fruit ironically.

 

[rozezwild]

Hey Back off the APpy and no one gets hurt

Understand??

read above quote

 

[asian_princess]

MMMMMMMMMMMM watermelons -- damn that is good -- i knew i lovered you from the start

Eda ta add: HUMPY HUMPY on me APpy

appyrumpybumpyhumpifieswildchild and continues watermelon kissyfaciness.


wow giving CPR rooolz.

 

[asian_princess]

But I like it when she hurts me.

Its behind on the getting squeezed quota.

*looks down at the rack*

hmmms.

who's hands are these then??

 

[Lady Reiha]

http://www.c-b-t.com/pics/3.jpg


Snake-meanie

 

[snake0067]

*looks down at the rack*

hmmms.

who's hands are these then??

I'm just trying to catch you up.

Snake-meanie

What did I do?

 

[asian_princess]

http://www.c-b-t.com/pics/3.jpg


Snake-meanie

*giggles*

looks like snake's wittle poker fell off and is lying there on the couch

 

[rozezwild]

appyrumpybumpyhumpifieswildchild and continues watermelon kissyfaciness.


wow giving CPR rooolz.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM yes it does my dear yes it does

 

[rozezwild]

But I like it when she hurts me.


Its behind on the getting squeezed quota.

NO it will be me hurting you and you will not like that