Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[drobert44]

Coz my gay buddy wore me out last nite!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

...cuz there's a Twilight movie marathon on and I don't want to miss a single second!

 

[Taegul]

...because you forgot to RSVP again. You know I don't accept walk-ins.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you are a Mean Girls type and I am a Princess Diaries type.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my thingamajob got sunburnt from laying out at your parents pool.

Your dad says I'm not welcome anymore. Your mom says to come back over during the day after the mailman and the UPS driver have both left.

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

Your sister said she was available tonite.

 

[SlyderInside]

You’re waaaaaaay over there

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I thought I was donating to the Blood Bank earlier today but didn't realize until too late that it was actually the sperm bank. Oops. Honest mistake.

How many deposits did I make, you ask? Let's just say the ladies there gave me my own ATM card.

 

[Matt12191982]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex today because my internet is down

 

[hopeful_wife]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's already tomorrow and you're still mostly ignoring me.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I drank 43 Keystone Lights so far and although I don't yet have a buzz, I can't stop peeing to save my life.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Because I've already had sex with all your friends and I am just exhausted. Also, I want to read this book, then fuck my friends.

 

[Sageboundtight]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I can tell you need a break....thanks for wanting to give tho. Your the best.

 

[hopeful_wife]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you wore me out with the seventeen times you fucked me already today.

 

[base10]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you wore me out with the seventeen times you fucked me already today.

Whoa boy. I guess we can’t fuck because I’m drained from all the effort

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because....

because...

Ok, fine. Let's go. But I'm setting limits. Six orgasms and that's it. Not one orgasm more!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I already banged some other skank I met while day drinking.

 

[CreekyBonz]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because we already used up this months conjugal visit

 

[LizVegas79]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because a couple of your friends stopped by to watch the game while you were at work and I put on my old cheerleader uniform for them and ... well, we ended up missing the game because turns out your friends like me a lot more than I thought they did and they actually knew you were going to be at work. But .... if you don't mind sloppy fourths, no wait, sloppy fifths, maybe we could. You're friend Bobby took two turns.

 

[LizVegas79]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your mom just died and I feel like she's here watching us right now. Even I'm not that kinky!

 

[Bassytian]

Because your dad hit on me and.... things got weird...

 

[PassionsFlame]

My Skype isn't working

 

[Tessinwales]

We can't have sex tonight because you are NOT here ...... again!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Darling, we can't have sex tonight because my left sock is having an existential crisis, and I need to help it find its purpose.