Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[Noor]

Everything is subluxing.

 

[Amanda330]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I starred in several porn movies today and I can't look at another cock.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Sorry Dear, all I want to do is watch you do what you do when I’m not here. I woke up still dead tired from what you did to me on just one climax. Remember that ?
I’m still exhausted

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'll be too busy posting cheese on Lit. #Priorities

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

I'm sorry darlin', we can't have sex tonight because because I take half up front, cash only.

 

[XShadynzX]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I'm busy eboning someone on Lit...

 

[Relentlessreader]

Sorry, darling, we can’t have sex tonight because I tried out a new hair removal thing that I saw online and… well it is true that the hair is gone so there’s that.

 

[Polranny]

Sorry, darling, we can’t have sex tonight because your credit card has been declined

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

Sorry, darling we can't have sex tonight cause your 2 sisters detained me for the day.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the Spanish Inquisition us bound to show up between the hours of 2100 and 0600.

 

[MissyDaddyGirl]

Sorry, darling, we can’t have sex tonight because your brother is in bed with me right now!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because I have to go to the ER for an erection lasting longer than four hours.

 

[13Fantasies]

Sorry, darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're slippery when wet and last time you flew out the window when I tried to grab your hips

 

[Relentlessreader]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the Spanish Inquisition us bound to show up between the hours of 2100 and 0600.

They never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[PassionsFlame]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I cramped my leg masturbating without you.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you think Pluto isn't a planet.

 

[Luvloosepussy]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I cramped my leg masturbating without you.

That sounds likes something I have experienced before

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you are too straight for my taste.

 

[cowboyup6977]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex @Oldermom935 is
Over again

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I overdosed on Viagra and my erection has lasted more than four hours so I gotta go see a doctor. I hope it's Dr. She and not Dr. He.

 

[Amanda330]

Because 20 minutes just isn't enough time.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Because I ran out of champagne and caviar, you know how I got when I run out.

 

[JKL123]

Well I seem to have forgotten how to do it. Last time we tried you whispered in my ear "it's just like riding a bike". Then you got all pissed off as I pumped my legs up and down trying to pedal ... and you got all bruised from my knees bashing into you.

 

[fullservice65]

"I've realigned the dilithium crystals and I can only get warp 8.5 out of her. I'm not a miracle worker."

 

[munch2much]

Because your a priest, I’m a choirboy and like man it’s not 2023 any more