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!!!!! There is actually a documentary about that song that is super interesting!!! https://m.imdb.com/title/tt9617782/
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...
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PantsAndPencils
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Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because I invited everyone over for a Who Let the Dogs Out documentary watch party
You’re welcome to have some of our popcorn, though! 
Taegul
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm currently directing the sequel...Who Let the Dogs Back In? I Put Them Out For a Reason!Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because I invited everyone over for a Who Let the Dogs Out documentary watch party
PantsAndPencils
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Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because oh Christ, it was raining and someone let the dogs back in, and now they’be tracked muddy paw prints all over the house—and on the carpet too! … this is gonna take all night to clean
jeff_is_smiling
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I had it earlier at your sisters house...
dawn_of_night
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Sorry darling, I too was there ... As was the milkman
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you are going to go look for a cask of Amontillado.
dawn_of_night
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Sorry darlin we can't have sex tonight because the inlaws are in town and I'm afraid they'll be listening thru the walls....
Olderwiserstillhorny
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jeff_is_smiling
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex because your mom wore me out...
WerdNerd
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I thought that dressing tasted familiarSorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I thoroughly fucked myself with the cucumber that I cut up into your salad for dinner.
Amanda330
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WerdNerd
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Well it was delicious. I'd love another taste.Yeah... I hand to use what I had... On hand.
Amanda330
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I'm sure I can whip up another batch. In fact, I have it on tap. Lick it from my fingers? (Otherwise it's sex... And that's against the rules of the thread. Lol)
WerdNerd
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If I lick it from your fingers we're going to have to find a different thread.
Norfolkguy49
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Mmmmmmmmm
Elayne_Hawke
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I'm single but if I was still with my ex, this would be my response to him.
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because: until you start actually paying attention to my needs then I won't be seeing to yours!!
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because: until you start actually paying attention to my needs then I won't be seeing to yours!!
luvclassics
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your being in the mood has given me a heart attack!
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