Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[MorpheusLunar]

Sorry Darling we can’t have sex tonight because you’re a potato. Potatoes have eyes not vaginas. Sorry.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Sorry my Darling we cannot have sex tonight because my inner child tells me it’s not ok to do mommy.

 

[MickieMinxf]

To quote hubs last night when I asked: "Zzzzzzz...."

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Sorry my Darling, we can’t have sex tonight because your blood transfusion is scheduled, so you can be on your monthly, and no, tomorrow’s no good either.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

I’m sorry my Darling we can’t have sex tonight because, well after all these years why start now.

 

[Japansurfer]

m sorry my Darling we can’t have sex tonight because, I just want to tease you and it will make you load bigger in the morning

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I've take upon myself the task to count all the stars in the sky, all the grains of sand in the land and draw a comparison between both.

I think it’s the inverse reciprocal x pi

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Sorry Darlink, we can’t have sex tonight because I have a nasty yeast infection, and you already drink too much yeasty beer.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Solly Dahlink, we cannot have sex tonight because your girth keeps tearing my episiotomy open. Just let it heal. Jr is ready to be barmitzvah’d for fucks sake.

 

[Trubbycat]

Sorry Darling we can’t have sex tonight because I said so.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because rumor has it you're nothing but a limp-dicked weasel.

This malady, albeit temporary and medically reversible, allows me to completely focus all my energies on your gorgeous boss who seems to like me - fur and all.

 

[LeSabreur]

Sorry, darling, we can't have sex tonight because that scab still hasn't healed.

 

[Strixaluco]

Sorry darling, no sex tonight because I'm almost too tired to even exist.

 

[krug]

Sorry Darling we can’t have sex tonight because I just washed the bed sheets

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Sorry Darling, we cannot have sex tonight because I actually do believe my cock is like unto chiseled marble as the gods, and regrettably, you don’t.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm stressed, and when I'm stressed, I bake. It's going to be a muffin night tonight.

Blueberry?

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Sorry Darling, we can’t have sex tonight, because you still haven’t popped those pimples on your ass, and they are ready.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Sorry Darling, we can’t have sex tonight because your coleslaw tastes more like kimchi. Did you leave on the floor of the car again?