Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

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Won't you just pass out if you're sleep deprived?? Unless you're taking happy pills? :eek:

Yeah, I can eat left-over chocolate birthday cake today :p

Ooooh, I know I should know better than to ask you to share food but... Pwease?!

Well I may finally pass out but yesterday and I went all hyper and shit instead, only to find no-one else was here and had all buggered off. :eek:
 
Ooooh, I know I should know better than to ask you to share food but... Pwease?!

Well I may finally pass out but yesterday and I went all hyper and shit instead, only to find no-one else was here and had all buggered off. :eek:

Haha! What did you do with all your hyper and shit then? Well, let's stick with just your hyper. I don't need to know about your shit. I know you're desperate to introduce toilet play, but it ain't going to happen no matter what you do. :rolleyes: :p
 
Haha! What did you do with all your hyper and shit then? Well, let's stick with just your hyper. I don't need to know about your shit. I know you're desperate to introduce toilet play, but it ain't going to happen no matter what you do. :rolleyes: :p

I'm trying to introduce any type of play you know, but no-one is bloody biting. No-one! Never mind, let's me catch up on my knitting.

I lurked. I sat and spent a while writing down incriminating stuff to blackmail people with later. Then I went to bed and spent nine hours tossing and turning before I got to sleep.
 
I'm trying to introduce any type of play you know, but no-one is bloody biting. No-one! Never mind, let's me catch up on my knitting.

I lurked. I sat and spent a while writing down incriminating stuff to blackmail people with later. Then I went to bed and spent nine hours tossing and turning before I got to sleep.

Hmm, your cock must be really sore after 9 hours! :eek:
 
Ahem! And to quote "I spent 9 hours tossing"

The jury rests, your Honour.

Again, you have selective quoting.

I spent 9 hours tossing AND turning.

I know the idea of me wanking myself into a lather for nine hours makes your knickers sopping wet, but come on, get it right. :rolleyes:
 
Again, you have selective quoting.

I spent 9 hours tossing AND turning.

I know the idea of me wanking myself into a lather for nine hours makes your knickers sopping wet, but come on, get it right. :rolleyes:

*grins* I ain't wearing knickers.

Meh. Stuff gets twisted all the time to fit a person's argument. I'm just following the trend. :rolleyes:

Ok, it's time for cuppa and cake. Want some? :p
 
*grins* I ain't wearing knickers.

Meh. Stuff gets twisted all the time to fit a person's argument. I'm just following the trend. :rolleyes:

Ok, it's time for cuppa and cake. Want some? :p

You can't tell me that! What'cha trying to do to me?! I have people sat in close proximity. :eek:

I'll give you twisted. Pfft

I'd say yes but I have a funny feeling you ain't going to give me any!
 
You can't tell me that! What'cha trying to do to me?! I have people sat in close proximity. :eek:

I'll give you twisted. Pfft

I'd say yes but I have a funny feeling you ain't going to give me any!

Hahaha! Awww, sorry babe. I TOTALLY didn't mean anything by that lil nugget of info. *innocent smiles*

;)

Well, I would, but considering you're some 200 miles away or whatever, then yeah you're not getting any :p
 
Hahaha! Awww, sorry babe. I TOTALLY didn't mean anything by that lil nugget of info. *innocent smiles*

;)

Well, I would, but considering you're some 200 miles away or whatever, then yeah you're not getting any :p

Never mind. I've got a cushion handy AND my chocolate orange cookies. Don't need your fake apologies and offers of cake that won't materialise.

No, I'm fine.

*sniff*
 
Never mind. I've got a cushion handy AND my chocolate orange cookies. Don't need your fake apologies and offers of cake that won't materialise.

No, I'm fine.

*sniff*

Awwwwwwwwwww!!! Cushion handy? What for??? Or shouldn't I ask? :eek:

More cookies? Lol! You're getting addicted!

Mmmmmmm, this cake is sooooooo yummy! :cool:
 
Awwwwwwwwwww!!! Cushion handy? What for??? Or shouldn't I ask? :eek:

More cookies? Lol! You're getting addicted!

Mmmmmmm, this cake is sooooooo yummy! :cool:

For er... resting on. Nothing else.

Same batch of cookies. The recipe made fifteen. ;)

You know... this is going to sound so weird but at times it seems like you enjoy teasing me. :eek: Bear with me, I know it sounds so evil and unlike you, but you just seen to do it on purpose!!
 
For er... resting on. Nothing else.

Same batch of cookies. The recipe made fifteen. ;)

You know... this is going to sound so weird but at times it seems like you enjoy teasing me. :eek: Bear with me, I know it sounds so evil and unlike you, but you just seen to do it on purpose!!

I think you're just paranoid. That is TOO weird. Of course it's not on purpose!

I shall indeed bare with you. Like totally bare. I'm bare-ing really hard right now. REALLY hard. :cool:
 
I think you're just paranoid. That is TOO weird. Of course it's not on purpose!

I shall indeed bare with you. Like totally bare. I'm bare-ing really hard right now. REALLY hard. :cool:

*Grumbles*

I think I need to head over to "The Last Orgasm" thread soon! :eek:
 
Haha! You make a lot of noise for someone who doesn't say anything :p

Then again, I think maybe I do too. So, that's not a criticism. That's uhm, a compliment? Shit. I'm being nice to you now?

Dammit.

I think this is the first time you've EVER been nice to me!

I'm in shock! Take a picture, Litsters!
 
Haha! You make a lot of noise for someone who doesn't say anything :p

Then again, I think maybe I do too. So, that's not a criticism. That's uhm, a compliment? Shit. I'm being nice to you now?

Dammit.

Hey Lake.

Fortunately for you, I'm heading off. Hopefully for me, I will catch you later.

Take care and have a good day. :)

So that's how we get rid of him....be nice to him??? :D Have a good afternoon mate, take and stop by and say hi anytime!

How's Tal????
 
Well it's certainly been quiet in here! I'm genuinely shocked.

Leaving a hello here for the next few people to arrive in here.
 
Well it's certainly been quiet in here! I'm genuinely shocked.

Leaving a hello here for the next few people to arrive in here.

And a nice hello it is, after a long Monday...but its over, at least in this part of the world... Note* Monday will be a tough day, but you will get through it :)
 
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