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Coranhorn said:
I just wanted to see if i coulf offend him, and it seemed to have worked?
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iLackBrainCells said:
I'm not offended. Takes a bit more to do that.
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Coranhorn said:
Thats good, this is the interwebs after all... i thought maybe.. you were like the rest... haha
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Haha! Ok, guys. You need to kiss now. To prove that neither of you are offended...

:D

Oh, and Horns, the perverts who come in this thread tend not to be so easily offended - otherwise they're in big trouble in plenty of potential ways. :cool:
 
Tallulah82 said:
Haha! Ok, guys. You need to kiss now. To prove that neither of you are offended...

:D

Oh, and Horns, the perverts who come in this thread tend not to be so easily offended - otherwise they're in big trouble in plenty of potential ways. :cool:
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I figured as much. i was just giving him shit. and i dont kiss guys... more of a taco kind of person...
 
Tallulah82 said:
Haha! Ok, guys. You need to kiss now. To prove that neither of you are offended...

:D

Oh, and Horns, the perverts who come in this thread tend not to be so easily offended - otherwise they're in big trouble in plenty of potential ways. :cool:
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As much as you're my friend and i love you to bits - THAT AIN'T happening. ;)
 
Coranhorn said:
I figured as much. i was just giving him shit. and i dont kiss guys... more of a taco kind of person...
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*wicked grins*

No worries, sweets. I know that the first time is intimidating. It's ok, I'll give you your space to process. :kiss:
 
Tallulah82 said:
*wicked grins*

No worries, sweets. I know that the first time is intimidating. It's ok, I'll give you your space to process. :kiss:
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*laughs and then when i almost think i have stopped. laughs some more* oh... thats a good one.
 
iLackBrainCells said:
There's only one reason why I'd kiss a guy for you. It's. Not. Happening. ;)
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Hold on. You've just contradicted yourself, there. So, there IS ONE reason. That doesn't match "it's not happening".

Explain? Or move awkwardly past, calling me a meanie head or something equally amusing?
 
Tallulah82 said:
Hold on. You've just contradicted yourself, there. So, there IS ONE reason. That doesn't match "it's not happening".

Explain? Or move awkwardly past, calling me a meanie head or something equally amusing?
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Yes but that one reason won't happen so me kissing a guy won't happen. Another wink. ;)

*runs off laughing*

Ps - it isn't what you think either!
 
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What's been doing here over the last little while??? And if one of these offending offender start plucking out thine eyes...well...umm...that's just not done you know...:(

Your just supposed to give the offender an incredulous look as you grab a wet towel to slap them with....:rolleyes:
 
tnman03 said:
What's been doing here over the last little while??? And if one of these offending offender start plucking out thine eyes...well...umm...that's just not done you know...:(

Your just supposed to give the offender an incredulous look as you grab a wet towel to slap them with....:rolleyes:
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Oooh, I like the sound of that. It isn't a come-on either. :p
 
tnman03 said:
What's been doing here over the last little while??? And if one of these offending offender start plucking out thine eyes...well...umm...that's just not done you know...:(

Your just supposed to give the offender an incredulous look as you grab a wet towel to slap them with....:rolleyes:
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Any offended offenders shall be cuffed at the wrists and ankles, bent over my dining table, and shall take whatever punishments I feel like at the time...

Hey Tin, btw :D:kiss:
 
Tallulah82 said:
Any offended offenders shall be cuffed at the wrists and ankles, bent over my dining table, and shall take whatever punishments I feel like at the time...

Hey Tin, btw :D:kiss:
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Hey yourself. You missed a magnificent nap. All kicked back in the easy chair wondering why I'd woken so early...then lights out and snooze land....:cool:
 
tnman03 said:
Hey yourself. You missed a magnificent nap. All kicked back in the easy chair wondering why I'd woken so early...then lights out and snooze land....:cool:
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Dammit! :(

I'm pleased you enjoyed it!

It's time for me to run away now. Will catch all you pervs another time :kiss:
 
LostGirlTink said:
Wait I missed naptime??!?! I love naps!
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Yep. And you know they're good ones when you can't separate between the falling asleep and waking until you look at your watch. Who cares about productivity or some piddling project that's overdue. ;) lol
 
HBergeron said:
Oh... did I say like?
Of course I meant to say lustily lusting in a lusty way. It must have been the heady perfume of your womanly power that befogged my mind...
(PS: you didn't EXACTLY say lust either):D:devil:

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LMAO! Ok, today, for the next 24 hours, you are officially my favouritist dude. I've had an awful night of nightmares (I think I had 3!), so I've not been a happy bunny for the past couple of hours since waking. But you, my dear man, have just made me laugh and I reckon I'll be smiling throughout the day when I think back to this :D
 
Tallulah82 said:
LMAO! Ok, today, for the next 24 hours, you are officially my favouritist dude. I've had an awful night of nightmares (I think I had 3!), so I've not been a happy bunny for the past couple of hours since waking. But you, my dear man, have just made me laugh and I reckon I'll be smiling throughout the day when I think back to this :D
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Goos morning, Goddess!

Sorry to hear you had nightmares. :-(
 
Tallulah82 said:
LMAO! Ok, today, for the next 24 hours, you are officially my favouritist dude. I've had an awful night of nightmares (I think I had 3!), so I've not been a happy bunny for the past couple of hours since waking. But you, my dear man, have just made me laugh and I reckon I'll be smiling throughout the day when I think back to this :D
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oh dear! I used to get nightmares, the same ones and that can be scary....

*Pulls out book of 100 Laugh Out Loud Literotica Jokes*
Page one..what do you get when you...

;)

Hope you feel better..
 
Your_Viking_Slave said:
Good morning, Goddess!

Sorry to hear you had nightmares. :-(
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Thank you, Slave. (btw- corrected your mistake :p)

LanguageOfLove said:
oh dear! I used to get nightmares, the same ones and that can be scary....

*Pulls out book of 100 Laugh Out Loud Literotica Jokes*
Page one..what do you get when you...

;)

Hope you feel better..
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Thank you, I'm ok, just tired now. First thing this morning, I was really quiet (not unusual) and grumpy (is unusual), and husband gave me a hug. I told him that I'd had some nightmares, and then I said "I don't like you", he said "sorry", then I said "oh, you weren't in my nightmares, I just don't like you". He laughed and smacked my arse. He totally gets my humour. This was my first smile of the day :)
 
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