Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

The other times you can "punish" me..

I know you could but I'd keep coming back so you'll just have to kill me

I'm so happy you're back!! The playground hasn't been the same

I know what you want.

I don't tend to kill, sweets. Just maim a little.

Haha! Oooh, be careful! You might give me a big head

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I know what you want.

I don't tend to kill, sweets. Just maim a little.

Haha! Oooh, be careful! You might give me a big head

You do..

I can stand to be maimed a little..

Nothing wrong with that! you know you're awesome

 

[Tallulah82]

You do..

I can stand to be maimed a little..

Nothing wrong with that! you know you're awesome

Of course I'm fucking awesome. *cough*

I'm also an awesome fuck. But I shouldn't brag about that. One day my vajayjay will dry up, and my boobs will hit my knees. Then I'm out to pasture. *sobs*

 

[MrEd63]

Of course I'm fucking awesome. *cough*

I'm also an awesome fuck. But I shouldn't brag about that. One day my vajayjay will dry up, and my boobs will hit my knees. Then I'm out to pasture. *sobs*

Sounds like someone's writing cheques with their mouth that their body can't cash

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Of course I'm fucking awesome. *cough*

I'm also an awesome fuck. But I shouldn't brag about that. One day my vajayjay will dry up, and my boobs will hit my knees. Then I'm out to pasture. *sobs*

You really are

You are very.. descriptive so I bet you are!

I think I'd still want some of that..

 

[Tallulah82]

Sounds like someone's writing cheques with their mouth that their body can't cash

Haha! Shush man!! Geez! Did no-one ever tell you to be nice to a LADY...

You really are

You are very.. descriptive so I bet you are!

I think I'd still want some of that..

You might want a wedge of lime in that bottle of Desperados...

(you know i love ya really )

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Haha! Shush man!! Geez! Did no-one ever tell you to be nice to a LADY...



You might want a wedge of lime in that bottle of Desperados...

(you know i love ya really )

Probably, we can get shitfaced and have a wild sex party

(I know you do! I love you as well Tal )

 

[Tallulah82]

Probably, we can get shitfaced and have a wild sex party

(I know you do! I love you as well Tal )

Sounds like a plan! Am so relieved you weren't high when you wrote that, and got those two things mixed up, though...

 

[tnman03]

So what's going on in Tal's home for deviants this fine cloudy day?

 

[Tallulah82]

So what's going on in Tal's home for deviants this fine cloudy day?

Nuffin, Gov'ner, wornt doin nuffin. *innocent smiles*

 

[tnman03]

Nuffin, Gov'ner, wornt doin nuffin. *innocent smiles*

Is that so? Well I think that we should be doing something to rectify that and liven things up then.

 

[Tallulah82]

Is that so? Well I think that we should be doing something to rectify that and liven things up then.

What surely do you mean?? I can't conceive of what is going through your mind right now, Sir!

 

[OldUncleJack]

pops head round door...

 

[Tallulah82]

pops head round door...

Ohhhhh, now I see...

 

[OldUncleJack]

Ohhhhh, now I see...

told ya!

 

[Tallulah82]

told ya!

Why do I never listen to you?

 

[OldUncleJack]

Why do I never listen to you?

Usually because my face is buried between your thighs and I'm mumbling...

 

[Tallulah82]

Usually because my face is buried between your thighs and I'm mumbling...

Ha! You wish

And babes, if and when your head does get between my thighs, you will most certainly NOT be mumbling. You'll be far too busy to do that.

 

[tnman03]

What surely do you mean?? I can't conceive of what is going through your mind right now, Sir!

Oh I guess you didn't notice the new additions to the rec room and dungeon of fun yet? The building inspector had to be bribed on approving those but hey, that bottle of Glenfiddich was just sitting there all hidden away. I mean you gave up on booze and all didn't you?

 

[OldUncleJack]

Ha! You wish

And babes, if and when your head does get between my thighs, you will most certainly NOT be mumbling. You'll be far too busy to do that.

burble burble burble....

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh I guess you didn't notice the new additions to the rec room and dungeon of fun yet? The building inspector had to be bribed on approving those but hey, that bottle of Glenfiddich was just sitting there all hidden away. I mean you gave up on booze and all didn't you?

Hold the fuck on. You've built a rec room and dungeon? This was just a quiet shack on a deserted road! You know you're going to be liable for the upkeep now! My cleaner has ran away, and all my lapdancers and strippers seem to have found better jobs. I need a new focus.

And NO! I only had dry March! I'm back to drinking now!!! Dammit!

 

[Tallulah82]

burble burble burble....

LMAO!!!

Oh fuck, that has got to be the sexiest noise to EVER come from down there... no really, I'm all eager to hear more...

 

[OldUncleJack]

LMAO!!!

Oh fuck, that has got to be the sexiest noise to EVER come from down there... no really, I'm all eager to hear more...

lubba lubba libba libba...swoosh!!

 

[tnman03]

Hold the fuck on. You've built a rec room and dungeon? This was just a quiet shack on a deserted road! You know you're going to be liable for the upkeep now! My cleaner has ran away, and all my lapdancers and strippers seem to have found better jobs. I need a new focus.

And NO! I only had dry March! I'm back to drinking now!!! Dammit!

God and check the cabinet in the rec room. It's all stocked. You've got a list of applicants for employment to. Big tax break as well, if someone asks your running a home for wayward degenerates to keep them out of public view.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I always knew that Thank you



Hey Sassy, hope life is treating you well

I am doing great. Thank you. Nice to see your beautiful face again.