Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

Er... I was here the entire time! No-one wanted to come in the room and socialise with me!!

I must smell.

Oh, I sprayed the room with air freshener....I didn't realize you had the fish...I'll make hamburgers next time....I saw you, you didn't see me wink?

Oops! The man was too shy, the woman not demanding enough. Another h'opportunity drifted by.

Is NO-ONE learning lessons in here? Sheesh!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

*innocent smiles* I'll share when I'm in the right frame of mind to shock and excite. Right now, I'm in a slippers and cuppa tea mood. So. Fucking. Rock.


High is good! We like high. High means floating, and hallucinations that distract from the pain a bit. High is your friend. Until you overdose and I kick your arse for not measuring it out. Again. *stares at you*

Dibs on being first in line to hear. *humps up and down in excitement*

Um... I overdosed this morning... Just took a swig from the bottle instead of measuring it and started hallucinating!

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Oops! The man was too shy, the woman not demanding enough. Another h'opportunity drifted by.

Is NO-ONE learning lessons in here? Sheesh!

Maybe you should offer lessons on love, I can be the translator of the language....lol

We'll get there

 

[Tallulah82]

So far its been great! I think the vacation I had was the best thing so far, going back to work was a bit tough, but with renovations going on with the house, so far so good.

I kinda want to karaoke though, do you have the machine and mic? hehe

I do believe that there is one somewhere. I think Brains had it last, practising in private on his rendition of "I'm too sexy"

I call dibs on Aerosmith's "I don't want to miss a thing"

 

[LanguageOfLove]

I do believe that there is one somewhere. I think Brains had it last, practising in private on his rendition of "I'm too sexy"

I call dibs on Aerosmith's "I don't want to miss a thing"

*Listens quietly to hear the song* Oh I can barely hear it, but not bad!!

I'll do I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor...Love to sing to that song!

 

[Tallulah82]

Dibs on being first in line to hear. *humps up and down in excitement*

Um... I overdosed this morning... Just took a swig from the bottle instead of measuring it and started hallucinating!

You know I'm not hot-tailing it down to come see you if you end up in hospital, right? Stop being so slack!

Maybe you should offer lessons on love, I can be the translator of the language....lol

We'll get there

Love? *chokes* uhm, oh no, that's not my area of expertise! No, no, I'm pretty sure that's your department! I look to you to be my guru!

*feeling panicky*

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I do believe that there is one somewhere. I think Brains had it last, practising in private on his rendition of "I'm too sexy"

I call dibs on Aerosmith's "I don't want to miss a thing"

I'll have you know am a demon on t'karaoke machine.
Especially "Angels"by Robbie.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

You know I'm not hot-tailing it down to come see you if you end up in hospital, right? Stop being so slack!

Aww. T'is the only way to get a visit out of you. You weeping over my bed again.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

I'll have you know am a demon on t'karaoke machine.
Especially "Angels"by Robbie.

We should all have a sing off then, cause I'm pretty good as well! Deal? hehe

 

[Tallulah82]

*Listens quietly to hear the song* Oh I can barely hear it, but not bad!!

I'll do I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor...Love to sing to that song!

Good choice! I also like "I am what I am" - very much a Fuck You song

Be warned, though, that I actually don't sing well. I can kind of hold a tune, but I'd get 3 red crosses pretty fast on X-factor

Alcohol helps you listen, a bit softer on the ears.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'll have you know am a demon on t'karaoke machine.
Especially "Angels"by Robbie.

Ha! I was going to type that! I think we must have talked karaoke before because I thought of that!

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Good choice! I also like "I am what I am" - very much a Fuck You song

Be warned, though, that I actually don't sing well. I can kind of hold a tune, but I'd get 3 red crosses pretty fast on X-factor

Alcohol helps you listen, a bit softer on the ears.

I never said I sing well, but somehow my score is always high...its just that I can belt it out...lol

 

[iLackBrainCells]

We should all have a sing off then, cause I'm pretty good as well! Deal? hehe

Oh God no. I can't sing in public. I'll stand at the back and play the tambourine.

Ha! I was going to type that! I think we must have talked karaoke before because I thought of that!

Haha! You know, I think you're right.

 

[Tallulah82]

I never said I sing well, but somehow my score is always high...its just that I can belt it out...lol

Haha! Delivered with attitude is the best way to go. I used to be in the church choir and school choir, and performed many times at concerts. Like I said, I can hold it, but I'm no soloist. But I just love the act of singing, I sing all the time in the car to the radio. I'm that weird driver totally going for it behind the wheel.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Oh God no. I can't sing in public. I'll stand at the back and play the tambourine.



Haha! You know, I think you're right.

Deal, but I did think you sang a pretty good "I'm too Sexy" song...and you thought no one was listening...lol

Here's your tambourine

*Takes the mic *At first I was afraid, I was petrified, kept thinking I could never live without you by my side....* Score: 98 Not really!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Haha! Delivered with attitude is the best way to go. I used to be in the church choir and school choir, and performed many times at concerts. Like I said, I can hold it, but I'm no soloist. But I just love the act of singing, I sing all the time in the car to the radio. I'm that weird driver totally going for it behind the wheel.

I was caught really going for Sweet Child o Mine by some bin men at the traffic lights... I make sure no one is looking when I do my Slash impression now .

Deal, but I did think you sang a pretty good "I'm too Sexy" song...and you thought no one was listening...lol

Here's your tambourine

*Takes the mic *At first I was afraid, I was petrified, kept thinking I could never live without you by my side....* Score: 98 Not really!

Haha! I think I have an urgent appointment... *runs off*

 

[LanguageOfLove]

I was caught really going for Sweet Child o Mine by some bin men at the traffic lights... I make sure no one is looking when I do my Slash impression now .


Haha! I think I have an urgent appointment... *runs off*

Changes the song to *Unchained Melody* Its a bit quieter....wait, you have to listen!

Haha! Delivered with attitude is the best way to go. I used to be in the church choir and school choir, and performed many times at concerts. Like I said, I can hold it, but I'm no soloist. But I just love the act of singing, I sing all the time in the car to the radio. I'm that weird driver totally going for it behind the wheel.

That's it!!! Its all about singing from the gut with an attitude! Sing it out and sing it out loud, wait for the neighbors to call 911...its all good...lol

 

[Pantyboy74]

Changes the song to *Unchained Melody* Its a bit quieter....wait, you have to listen!



That's it!!! Its all about singing from the gut with an attitude! Sing it out and sing it out loud, wait for the neighbors to call 911...its all good...lol

I know you can sing Adeles hello!!!!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Changes the song to *Unchained Melody* Its a bit quieter....wait, you have to listen!



That's it!!! Its all about singing from the gut with an attitude! Sing it out and sing it out loud, wait for the neighbors to call 911...its all good...lol

Trust me, you don't want me anywhere near a microphone. Your ears will start to bleed ..

 

[LanguageOfLove]

I know you can sing Adeles hello!!!!

Yes! "Hello! it's me, I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet"

Score *99* Rahh!! Cheers!! *Bows and clears throat...ouch..lol*

 

[Tallulah82]

Trust me, you don't want me anywhere near a microphone. Your ears will start to bleed ..

Haha, and that's why alcohol helps! Drunk karaoke is always more fun than 'serious'. Being high will likely have the same effects

Yes! "Hello! it's me, I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet"

Score *99* Rahh!! Cheers!! *Bows and clears throat...ouch..lol*

Oh god, no! Not Adele! I can't stand her lol. All her songs are basically "you left me, I was upset, it's been years and I'm still not over it, please will you take me back" blah blah blah! Gloria Gaynor is so much more inspiring!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Haha, and that's why alcohol helps! Drunk karaoke is always more fun than 'serious'. Being high will likely have the same effects



Oh god, no! Not Adele! I can't stand her lol. All her songs are basically "you left me, I was upset, it's been years and I'm still not over it, please will you take me back" blah blah blah! Gloria Gaynor is so much more inspiring!

Can't we just skip the karaoke and go straight into the gang bang that usually follows? I have vowed NEVER to sing in public again!

Know what you mean about Adele. She's a talented singer with a good singing voice but her material is depressing and repetitive.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Oh god, no! Not Adele! I can't stand her lol. All her songs are basically "you left me, I was upset, it's been years and I'm still not over it, please will you take me back" blah blah blah! Gloria Gaynor is so much more inspiring!

Ok, back to I Will Survive, but you may need ear plugs...lol

I think tomorrow night sounds good for karaoke, I'm almost ready for bed....

 

[Pantyboy74]

Haha, and that's why alcohol helps! Drunk karaoke is always more fun than 'serious'. Being high will likely have the same effects



Oh god, no! Not Adele! I can't stand her lol. All her songs are basically "you left me, I was upset, it's been years and I'm still not over it, please will you take me back" blah blah blah! Gloria Gaynor is so much more inspiring!

Cant say im the biggest Adele fan, but when Lol sings to you personally, everything is beautiful

 

[Tallulah82]

Can't we just skip the karaoke and go straight into the gang bang that usually follows? I have vowed NEVER to sing in public again!

Know what you mean about Adele. She's a talented singer with a good singing voice but her material is depressing and repetitive.

Uhm. I don't know what kind of karaoke parties you've been to, but I've never experienced one that turns into a gang bang Clearly, I leave too early?

I don't mind an occasional song of heartfelt sorrow etc, but no, she depresses me.

Ok, back to I Will Survive, but you may need ear plugs...lol

I think tomorrow night sounds good for karaoke, I'm almost ready for bed....

Good night! Sleep well and dream of becoming a global superstar!

Cant say im the biggest Adele fan, but when Lol sings to you personally, everything is beautiful

I don't doubt it.