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OldUncleJack
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Good to be back...
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Mine is turning out pretty darned good, actually
How about you? I'm listening to Phil Collins, and totally loving the feeling of nostalgia
Good to be back...
So good to have you here! Hey, Jack - I announced a lil while back that I'm going to be a granny
I hope you're ready to witness my second mid-life crisis at some point this year OldUncleJack
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Mine is turning out pretty darned good, actually
I'm listening to Phil Collins, and totally loving the feeling of nostalgia
So good to have you here! Hey, Jack - I announced a lil while back that I'm going to be a granny
Oh wow!! Congrats darling...you don't look anywhere near old enough!!
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Oh wow!! Congrats darling...you don't look anywhere near old enough!!
Haha! I've missed your smooth talking
I mean, it's bollocks, but smooth bollocks 
OldUncleJack
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Haha! I've missed your smooth talking
So those were your fingers down there...
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So those were your fingers down there...
How else am I supposed to welcome you back on Lit? Isn't that the usual greeting? OldUncleJack
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Works for me!
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We're all going skinny dipping in the lake after, stickiness isn't a problem. Let's get messy
iLackBrainCells
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RAWWWWWR
So c'mon, my ears are burning... amongst other things...
Who's been talking about me?
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I didn't get that greeting....
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I'm now cooking, and controlling the mess. I'll be up for mess a bit later haha. WHERE DA FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN???? Unsubscribe to my thread, do ya? MY THREAD??! How very dare you. I built this place with my own two hands with you in mind, and you go off, fannying around on t'uther threads and cancel your subscription to me? ME?! So much sucking up to do, matey.
I didn't get that greeting....
Uhm... erm, erm... Ok, let me apologise in the correct way. Come and see me in my box in about an hour. I'll erm... make it up to you...
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What are you making?
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iLackBrainCells
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WHERE DA FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN???? Unsubscribe to my thread, do ya? MY THREAD??! How very dare you. I built this place with my own two hands with you in mind, and you go off, fannying around on t'uther threads and cancel your subscription to me? ME?! So much sucking up to do, matey.
Sucking, what am I sucking?
I DIDN'T MEAN TO FUCKING, TWATTING, BOLLOCKING UNSUBSCRIBE!! T'was an accident. I was very, very high last night and I must have done shit I can't remember!
Stop mentioning fanny too, will you? I can't stop dribbling.
Can still see I'm popular as ever... Hello everyone.
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You can keep up. I know you can.
Dammit, I have to stop typing here before I burn something! Show some bloody self-control Tal!
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Spaghetti bolognaise, with homemade garlic bread. Gunna smell lurvely tomorrow
That sounds delicious. Enjoy
LanguageOfLove
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You can keep up. I know you can.
Dammit, I have to stop typing here before I burn something! Show some bloody self-control Tal!
I brought this for you
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/827577057576001536/z0xuvlWg.jpg
Its for your keys on your keyboard that are on fire
Good morning!!
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I brought this for you
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/827577057576001536/z0xuvlWg.jpg
Its for your keys on your keyboard that are on fire
Good morning!!
Morning??? New Zealand?
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You're in the right area, but a bit farther north...Do you need to borrow my fire extinguisher? You can if you want...
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I make a mean spag bol,
thank you, we will! I brought this for you
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/827577057576001536/z0xuvlWg.jpg
Its for your keys on your keyboard that are on fire
Good morning!!
Haha! Sadly I'm running away now. I hope you slept well, and thanks - you might want to just keep hold of that until I return. You can use it if the men get a bit too frisky for your liking. Hose 'em down. And don't forget to take pics and send me them.
Catch you later
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Right. I'll bugger off then.
Laters.
Laters.
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Going to go with Fiji.
Things aren't too hot yet, we'll keep the fire extinguisher on hold for now.
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